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UlteriorEgo

@13Tink5

You see that spark in my eyes... well that's trouble https://xitter.cf/t.co/Je5CoXF6TM

 Back of beyond
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Joined May 2014
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Alexa; make it look like an accident
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My brain while I'm trying to sleep: “I wonder what happens to nuts in space.”
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corey.@awkwardphaser15 Nov 2024
I can't wait 'til I get home To pass the time in my room alone
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Oh boy it is Thomas Edison's birthday, I bet he would be a lot of happier if he wasn't DEAD
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David 🦃@DBStoner16 Jun 2014
It's only Twitter. What can go wrong?
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I'm not the person to use as your emergency contact. I do not answer my phone. Ever
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cow
@cowincrisisMay 13
another day of being large
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsMay 11
“listen to your body” my body: touch the cactus
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David 🦃@DBStonerApr 21
Sometimes you just know. Other times you just no.
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PeePee🎀
@peegzy1Apr 21
you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭
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Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.
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erika@yeeeerikaApr 15
embracing my weirdness like the little freak i am
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me as a therapist: omg me too.
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Wilde Thingy@wildethingyApr 14
Whenever I successfully resist temptation, I like to reward myself with chocolate.
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In Scotland, we stop doing the accent when you guys aren't around.
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I’m just ridin’ the waves now. I don’t have a plan, the plan has me.
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Due to not wanting to, I will not be
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Finally reached self acceptance. Still not a fan.
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But what does Simon say?
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Wilde Thingy@wildethingyApr 4
Good Morning... or as I prefer to think of it, the long lead into lunch.
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Only God and grossly misinformed social media accounts can judge me now.
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