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When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do
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How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB
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I'm just going to say it—
There is a kind of coastal American soccer fan who believes his fandom makes him a cosmopolitan global citizen, who cannot bring himself to root for the USMNT because it represents the parochialism his soccer fandom is meant to transcend.
I hate him.
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(going through grandpas old stuff, finding a hardcore gay porn magazine from the 80s) he got this off a dead kraut in normandy
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the grinch hates Christmas in a funny and kinda whimsical way. on the other hand i feel like ebenzer scrooge hates christmas because he did research and came to his conclusion n shit
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everybody go outside right now and beat the fuck out of your local marlins guy #AttackMarlinsGuy
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Dodgers right-hander Yoshinobu Yamamoto just threw the first complete game in the postseason in eight years. The last one: Justin Verlander on this very day in 2017 in Game 2 of the ALCS. After a leadoff home run, Yamamoto was near-perfect, and the Dodgers now lead the NLCS, 2-0.




















