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Joined July 2020
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loosie movie out now
“Loosie” video out now 🌎🎉‼️
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"That's a travel." How many steps from LaMelo? 😭
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it's insane this many ppl are just now watching nathan for you. jealous
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they just released an album on A24 . what’s next ? UPS making a new type of soda?
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When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do
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How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB
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Braves fans be like ahhh i love baseball. can't wait for this game.. you know what? fuck itttt *racial chant and arm movement*
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case u thought that shit was regular
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aaand boom goes the dynamite, this is where i make my music . good night
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beer that moans when you open it
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They updating the CVS Terms of Service. Just spreading the word
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when u have to go to the job u prayed to god for
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guy who discovered capers was probably like yooooo
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Why is Inde Navarrette giving Jim Harbaugh
Tate McRae, Antonela Roccuzzo, Inde Navarrette and Angelique Kerber together at the 2026 US Open.
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showing my barber a picture of my dentist
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u guys think the person that invented the phone mount that u jam into your car A/C vent thinks they were cooking ? do u think they think that they snapped with that
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Anthony Bourdain: fuck, that’s yummy. That’s really fucking yummy in my tummy, man.
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watching the trailer of the 9/11 movie hope this movie ends up covering the terrorism attack that happened that same day like yeah that’s why they are making the movie numbnuts
Hope the movie ends up covering the assistant district attorney in Texas who killed himself after getting caught by Hansen and the team and ended up being the reason the show got pulled off air
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Postgame recap coming to you LIVE from the airplane bathroom mid-flight to Israel
YANKEES ARE UNDEFEATED IN THE GEORGE LOMBARD JR. ERA Postgame recap coming to you LIVE from the airplane bathroom mid-flight to Israel
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telemachus i need u to suck me real quick . to bring ur dad back lmao
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