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INTRODUCING… THE MACKEM BEACH TOWEL ☀️ 😍 Due to the success of our classic FTM Beach Towels, we’ve launched a Mackem crest design. And to celebrate this, we’re giving away a FREE towel to a lucky #SAFC fan! To enter this competition, simply LIKE this post, SHARE it and COMMENT below with your favourite style: Mackem or FTM? *Disclaimer: Please be aware of spam/scam accounts in the comments. We will NEVET ask for your bank details or ask you to click a dodgy link. Be vigilant for duplicate accounts and check with us if you are in doubt… 🛒: a-love-supreme.com/shop
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Image from A LOVE SUPREME (@ALS_Fanzine)
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We’ve got one of these cracking #SAFC ROKER PARK prints to give away, courtesy of @matthewjiwood! Fancy a chance to win? Simply RETWEET this post! Competition closes 5pm on Tuesday.
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COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm. Please do visit my shop infinitebacon.com thank you and good luck!
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Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
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Before these become totally useless I’ll give one of my 2025 calendars away here. (and one over on the Blue place) To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a random winner on Monday at 10am. My lil’ shop infinitebacon.com
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this might be the funniest question ever #onlyconnect
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COMPETITION TIME! Just noticed that the printer failed to attach the very last page of the calendar in the bottom of the box. I’ll give this away today (rather than chuck it) Just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner at 7pm. My little shop: infinitebacon.com
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
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I’ve seen a lot of the Toronto running community, but this guy wins.
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COMPETITION TIME! I’m giving away one of my 2025 calendars and a runner-up prize of a pack of Star Wars themed Xmas cards. To win just RT & follow and I’ll draw tomorrow (Sat) 6pm. There’s also 15% OFF in my store. Just use the code BACON at checkout. infinitebacon.com
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Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
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Just bumped into my old French teacher. She asked me what I was up to now, so I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
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I once asked for an espresso in a Greggs in Sunderland and the lady behind the till said (with some concern): “they’re just those little coffees mind”
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Neighbourhood watch. Probably my most popular cartoon. I can draw one for you if you like. worldofmoose.com/products/ne…
Cartoon: simple black and white line drawing. A couple in a living room. The man is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, head turned slightly towards his wife who is standing at the window, tugging at the curtain and saying "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behaviour".

ALT Cartoon: simple black and white line drawing. A couple in a living room. The man is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, head turned slightly towards his wife who is standing at the window, tugging at the curtain and saying "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behaviour".

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I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES
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My new favourite werd
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The French would have set something on fire by now
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British Gas profits leap from £72m to £751m in a year

British Gas profits leap from £72m to £751m in a year

Unite union says UK energy supplier’s bumper results ‘come off the back of exorbitant energy bills’

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my brain at 3am:
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According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!
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Image from Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride)
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Christmas is a time of giving, so I'm giving away a signed A3 Trooper print (no frame) plus runner-up prizes of a 2024 calendar and a pack of Xmas cards. To win, just RT and follow and I'll pick the winners Thursday 7th Dec, 1pm. Good-luck all! My shop: infinitebacon.com/shop
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Image from Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale)
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