@zoomybee

⚡local legend⚡cloudwatcher ☁️ nationalist 🌄 smooth brain 🧠 thick skull 🌼 my vibe is “atrocious”

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Joined September 2022
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beezy
@zoomybee
Sep 7
Told y'all I am a giant huge obese fat horrible plapfoid
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My dad was an EOD tech and my mom sold coke out of a 7/11 She had a really unique way of showing her customers if she was packing but I can't say because it would doxx me to anyone who knew her
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He's saying this is necessary??????
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Irish, jews, and mexicans are all the same thing, really
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I literally do this
minicono #VIVACHILEMIERDA@mminicono
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Things to say to your anxious partner: • Sell me this relationship • You have five (5) minutes to convince me to stay • Stop asking me to stay • What will you do when I leave you • I'm gonna go stalk my ex
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The algo isn't showing anyone this it's very important that you see this
beezy
@zoomybee
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LOOK AT THIS
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Yes!
FeistyGoat@ArlichV0malites
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LOOK AT THIS
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We are nation builders, leaders, destroyers, teachers, learners, killers, lovers.
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We will speak to them in the language that ceases all tongues, except those who speak it best
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My belly button is sacred
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Accidentally shattered a 4oz bottle of peppermint oil in the kitchen drunk yesterday and now the house smells like the nutcracker's butthole
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Type of shit I need to be on
Zachary
@Ziggles_94
Sep 22
They don’t want you to know this but you can take Celsius up the ole Prison Wallet and gain IQ points. I’ve been boofing about 4 a day and my IQ went from 120 to 225 in a little over two weeks. *This is not a paid sponsorship by Celsius*
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beezy retweeted
Matt
@AubergerMatthew
14h
Replying to @zoomybee
Denny’s is an amazingly exciting choice - especially for breakfast. Getting jerked off in the bathroom - a chance of getting shot in a drive by or mob of “teens” But for $6.99 you get a feast of unbelievably good breakfast food made my Juan, who has been in the country for 35 years illegally and still can’t speak English.
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I love it so much I wanna give it a hard smack
U.S. Department of the Interior
@Interior
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Replying to @txcarolina17
The lineup is STACKED this year.
The large rear end of a very chunky bear standing in a fast moving river.

ALT The large rear end of a very chunky bear standing in a fast moving river.

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Finally my moment has arrived
U.S. Department of the Interior
@Interior
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Thick in the creek. Peak physique. Fat Bear Week begins today.
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Don't fuck with me! All 4 of my exes have tried to kill themselves for a very special reason!
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When I was 11 my parents stopped buying me Barry Bee Benson plushies from the bee movie cause they would always find him with a hole cut in the bottom
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I got aggressively jerked off in a dennys bathroom back in 2023 by a 37 year old mother with 2 kids
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When I want to laugh I just read my own tweets
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