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Brush your teeth.
Floss.
Mouthwash.
Brush your tongue.
Brush your lips.
Use peroxide.
Use effective toothpaste.
Brush multiple times a day.
THE END.
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why does this read like a line from Dracula Flow
Taylor Swift on re-recording her old albums: “I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head every time I put out a new one. For me, it is a movie now” ti.me/47V6iaC
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A GTA 6 fan claims to have quit smoking so they can be healthy enough to enjoy the game on release
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see the thing is Twitter’s appeal is that it feels detached from other social medias like i am not saying “i let him hit because he reached level 80 in Skyrim” on something attached to my Instagram
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Texas teens have been charged with felonies for allegedly unleashing a noxious “fart spray” inside their high school as a prank, sickening multiple students and triggering multiple evacuations.
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So my mom plays candy crush all the time for years now. APPARENTLY she accidentally entered a official candy crush tourney and had no idea what it was. She’s in the semi-finals and seeded #1 in her region witch I believe is just number 1 in USA. This is a 250k prize pool tourney






























