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Zoe Weinlader

@zobootiful

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Joined May 2012
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Happy doesn't even begin to describe it
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if someone could hold me for a bit. that’d be nice
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VNCT@JesusDeboygus30 Nov 2018
PHOENIX!! Tomorrow is finally December & to help you get into the holiday spirit, I created a list of the 10 Best Christmas Events happening around the city. 🎄❄️☃️✨ RT & Share. [A THREAD]
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gooooob morning. i don’t mean to alarm anyone. but i’m feeling great
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hi. it’s me again. i love you
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Thread of what my mom is dressing up my dog as everyday this October
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Skoog@Skoog4 Oct 2018
[at a dive bar] Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink. Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.
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everything. is going to be alright. because guess what. i love you
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Bird goes nuts over bouncing the golf ball on the concrete! 😂
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Pitch@pitchjokes13 Jun 2018
new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery
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the kids i nanny were playing with a globe today. i asked them where they would go if they could go anywhere. the 3 year old looked at globe then looked at me and said “target.” i have never related to anything more – at Royal Oak, MI
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gooooob morning. i just completed. a series of elaborate stretchems. the world isn’t ready for me
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Sean Lowe@SeanLowe096 May 2018
Fastest way to lose 10lbs is by getting a tan.
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Zendaya
@Zendaya4 May 2018
When you get to wander around Tiffany’s after hours.
Image from Zendaya (@Zendaya)
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Sean Lowe@SeanLowe0927 Apr 2018
Guys, my dad was mowing the lawn tonight and his dog Lily ran in front of the mower and he accidentally cut her tail off. He rushed her to Walmart so I’m guessing everything will be okay. (World’s largest RETAILER) I’ll see myself out.
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I’ve finally achieved the relationship goals I’ve always dreamed of
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Hey everyone say happy birthday to @abszurbriggen!!!!!! 🎉🍾💛🎈🎁🤩🥂🏆🎂❤️🎊
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It’s at least fun to visit her page to watch the balloons 🎈🤷🏼‍♀️
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