Things: Going well Gophers: "I can fix that."

#Gophers drop 14 points in KenPom after their slim victory over Omaha yesterday. Ish.

Football and basketball commentary will be hosted exclusively on Bluesky today. No bots, no Temu ads, fun Gopher people. It’s a real 2009 vibe.

Perhaps the most important news of the day: IUPUI is now IU-Indianapolis and there is now a D-I program called West Georgia. Feels like fake teams created in Blue Chips or something.

First season with multiple Top 25 wins since 2000.

HEY COUSIN, IT IS YOUR COUSIN, DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?

God I want this one so bad, you guys.

This is the dumbest broadcasting crew on the planet.

lol I fall for Dragan’s draw every time. Thought that was a miss

Quintuple byes!

My sides hurt from laughing so hard about this. What an idiot.

SOURCES: every Gopher bball player is injured and the season hasn’t started yet.

Trying hard to get my mojo going for the #Gophers bball season but man, it's an uphill climb. This sport is such a broken farce now it's hard to take it seriously.

15th in the BIG

I've aged terribly tonight.

Ah I see the first down marker guys are in on it as well.

Okay, let's score and then get the fuck out of there.

Koi. Amazing.