Ann Arbor, MI
Joined August 2015
Quarter quell she’s gonna execute them
Tyra Banks reveals that ‘America’s Next Top Model’ is returning for its 25th cycle: “You have no idea what we have planned for Cycle 25.”
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this and a small town where somethings not right
FBI agent breakfast
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POV: you took your wife seriously when she told you not to get her any presents for Valentines Day
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What if the inventor of umbrella wanted to call it "brella" but he hesitated?🤔
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There was a kid at work today doing some colouring and his mum said “why don’t you ask the pretty lady if she likes your picture” and gestured to me with her eyes like “pls tell my son his drawing is good” and I was about to speak and the kid goes “there’s no pretty ladies here”
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Me going to the job I prayed for
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when i’ve had too much to eat and they bring out cake
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me: "I love skincare!" me when it’s time to wash my face at night:
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me in my 20s with my 63 year old back pains
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Just remembered the time I tried meal prepping and ate all 5 meals in one day
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Me looking around the class to see if I’m the only one who doesn’t understand it😂
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Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed. ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.
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Not to mention the dozens of people of colour who didn’t make the headlines and should have.
Executed by the U.S. government
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“damn I wish I had today off” me on my days off:
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Next week is still January bro... how many months does this month have
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The bear necessities
What do you suppose they are talking about?
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Putting Nethanyahu on the 'Gaza Peace Board' is like putting Jeffrey Epstein on the 'Child Safeguarding Board'
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The most surprising part is, The whole of next week is still January
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