Everyone had to be drunk on somethin' to keep pushing on...

Joined August 2023
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This is peak levels of homage 😭🔥
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i'm genuinely asking: why do we have to pretend to be busy at work when there's nothing to do?? who invented this whole "keeping up appearances" charade?? if my tasks are done, my work is done. i should be allowed to kick back, play games, or honestly, just go home. the absolute delusion of it all.
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Switching teams is one of the lowest things you can do as a man. If you can change a football team you’re capable of snaking anything and anyone I swear down.
I was an Arsenal fan till 2011, decided to join United because they were good. Since then everything became vice versa 😭
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goal is to be is as free as luffy some day
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最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器,你一撸超过30秒,它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人,立刻启动自毁程序,整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭,以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。
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Risk is always better than regret.
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Lol I deleted the app I'm here from the web God abeg 😭
I'm deleting this app I need to read mehn 😭
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what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing
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Am I the only one that didn’t follow any WhatsApp channels just so my status arrangement remains vertical?
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como é tentar resistir àquele sono que bate entre 14h e 17h:
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God was in the studio with them
24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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Music is right up there next to oxygen
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Mon amour pour la F1 disparaît dès que Lewis n’est plus sur piste
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You are allowed to experience joy while things in your life are unresolved. If you postpone happiness until everything is perfect, you’ll be postponing it forever.
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arvid lindblad is so goated bro, he doesn't get the appreciation he deserves for the season he's having 🙏🙏
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la cura de la depresión es chupar unas buenas tetas
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how it feels to be years late to every movie and tv show ever made
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i fully understand why people go for walks. that shit is calming asf
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Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.
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does anyone else double check the meaning of words they already know just to make sure they don't sound like an idiot using it
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