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i'm genuinely asking: why do we have to pretend to be busy at work when there's nothing to do?? who invented this whole "keeping up appearances" charade?? if my tasks are done, my work is done. i should be allowed to kick back, play games, or honestly, just go home. the absolute delusion of it all.
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最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器,你一撸超过30秒,它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人,立刻启动自毁程序,整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭,以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。
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what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing
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Am I the only one that didn’t follow any WhatsApp channels just so my status arrangement remains vertical?
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You are allowed to experience joy while things in your life are unresolved. If you postpone happiness until everything is perfect, you’ll be postponing it forever.
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arvid lindblad is so goated bro, he doesn't get the appreciation he deserves for the season he's having 🙏🙏
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Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.























