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If the Cowboys defense gets lit up tonight by Tanner McKee I’ll eat DOG SHIT live on air
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Remember this when you vote.
Hassett: Inflation is way down. I go to the grocery store every weekend and I just noticed the hamburger for by barbecue was down two dollars from a couple of weeks ago.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hassett's anecdote of one hamburger price drop does not show inflation is way down. BLS data shows CPI up 3.4% year-over-year through August 2026 while ground beef averaged a record $6.92/lb, up 9.6% from a year earlier. bls.gov/news.release/c… beefpriceindex.com/ground-beef/ fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000… bls.gov/cpi/factsheets…
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Shit posting by Natalie while Trump golfs
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roast malone retweeted
Recirculating for visibility.
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roast malone retweeted
What a nightmare. By implementing the tariffs illegally, and now having to unwind them, the Trump administration created over $100 billion of profit for corporations selling foreign products, at the expense of American consumers. Your refund: $0.00 Apple’s profit: $2.2 billion
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The best thing about this tweet is Elon not realizing he’s the bad guy in all those movies
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Please never talk about Kevin o Leary ever again
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Every NFL aggregator / news account is bought out by kalshi / polymarket and does garbage like this to incentivize clicks. Please follow actual journalism, it is out there and it is actually worth your time. Not designed to get people to waste their money on “prediction markets”
RUMOR: VIKINGS TO PURSUE JOE BURROW A source “close to the Vikings” told @grantcohn that the team is preparing to offer JJ McCarthy, Jonathan Greenard, and multiple first round picks to the Bengals this offseason for superstar QB Joe Burrow.
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Fucking hell the niners are the whiniest team ever
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roast malone retweeted
49ers fans grading another Brock Purdy game
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ICE 2026
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Look at these fucking idiots.
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good morning to whoever threw this snowball
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The NFC West has a combined 74% chance on Kalshi winning the NFC, with the Eagles next in line at 16%. Who’s coming out of this group?
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Saquon up the middle Saquon up the middle DEEEP BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUNT #Eagles
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Still the craziest nameplate in college football history
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Every account hyping up AI is either: - an investor poised to make a profit if it catches on or - a talentless hack that finally feels it has creativity within reach that was held by “elites” (people that could actually do the job without typing something into a prompt).
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It seems like we’re living through a uniquely dystopic moment where all that once was good is being uprooted and destroyed for no good reason beyond a tiny tiny minority expanding their wealth.
Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. about.netflix.com/en/news/ne…
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In February 2026, Paramount offered a higher sum of money than Netflix offered to acquire Warner Bros, but Netflix refused to increase its offer. Because of this, Netflix will not acquire Warner Bros. reuters.com/legal/transact…
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You know what. Fuck AI. It is GREATLY raising your cost of electricity, it is tripling RAM prices which will now only go higher, it is blowing through fresh water supply for cooling. The "temporary" power plants some of these data centers have built create insane amounts of pollution and destroy the local air quality. It is being forced into everywhere costing people jobs even when it doesn't work, is straight up trash, or makes any sense. We the people always getting fucked just so the rich can get richer.
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