Writes stories about ladies who like ladies. Forgets how to smile normally when a camera appears. Sometimes wins awards. Has cool website FAQs. She/her.
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AKA - slouch-lying in my chair with feet propped on the desk while I drink gin, listen to the Westworld soundtrack and stare aimlessly at my WIP knowing I'm not going to get any more words down tonight.
Patreon! Me! And hopefully you!
I've got some insanely good and fun things lined up for you at:
patreon.com/EJNoyes
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I just reviewed Crash into You by E.J. Noyes📚
@bellabooks @zgrokit #loss #love #healing #family #friendship
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Kris Bryant and I had a deep and meaningful chat about my latest release, Crash Into You, and all our feelings about it. Spoiler: it got emotional.
You can take a look on Kris's Patreon, which supports animal shelters and is a super worthy cause!
patreon.com/u9016164
The highest praise indeed!
Also, much cool kudos to the Ann Bannon Silver award presenter @zgrokit who read my speech for me and nailed my iffy jokes. Sam said, and I quote: "EJ did a good job". I checked for sarcasm. All clear. No higher praise from an ice queen. 🤌😄
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This made one of our admins feel seen. The joys and horrors of a neurospicy life.🫂
At #bookclub there is only joy in diversity, please feel welcome! join us & J.J. Hale @OverthinkerJess for our #BookClub & Q&A on June 13 at 2pm(EDT)/7pm(UK)!😍
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"I want you to be honest," she repeated. "Put an o-bitch-uary in the paper. And at my funeral, say like, 'Yeah, she was great, but sometimes she could also be a real shithead.'"
#romance #generalfiction #grief #sapphic #bookreview
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Crash Into You by E.J. Noyes is a character driven book about profound loss and overcoming the grief that threatens to consume.
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Release Day!
Probably not a good idea to literally crash into Bella Books, but you can rush there to grab Crash Into You before it's available anywhere else!
bellabooks.com/product/97816…
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I just reviewed Swallow the Shadows by C. Jean Downer📚
@bellabooks #bookreview #mystery #supernatural #family #murder #evil #magic #relationships #witches #loss #discovery
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Voting CLOSES TODAY for the Ann Bannon Popular Choice Award!
Cast your votes now linktr.ee/goldencrownls ⭐️📚
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We're delighted to announce our 10 Ann Bannon Popular Choice Award Finalists! Take a look at the finalists here and the go to goldencrownliterarysociety.o… to see the full list of Goldie Finalists.
I'm delighted to tell you for real 100% sure that Crash Into You, narrated by Abby Craden, will be available on the 19th of May. And! Preorders are up at Audible if you want it to drop onto your device ASAP.
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AART with A. L. Brooks!
As always we're so very excited to be continuing this series and it's not over yet! Authors, Publishers, Narrators and Editors - we have opened the form again for you to submit to Authors Are Readers Too!
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📌 PANEL TEASER 📌
Age Gaps, Power Imbalances, and Consent on the Page: Consent matters-on the page and in the story.
Bella Books has a lil excerpt from Crash Into You up!
If you'd like to read the first chapter, you can wander over to:
bellabooks.com/product/97816…
Preorders are also up for eBook and paperback direct from Bella at the link above (audio date still TBC).
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Nothing beats a Goldie-winning Ice Queen. ❄️🏆 From The Headmistress to The Brutal Truth, these icons have perfected the "death stare to lovers" pipeline.
Which award-winning queens belong on this list? Add yours below! 👇📚
#SapphicBooks #GoldieAwards #IceQueen #gcls2026
