cowabunga

Galapagos, Ecuador
Joined September 2020
I am long bitcoin puppet
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10 years ago a coworker/buddy goes “have you heard of Coinbase” and ever since then I’ve been addicted to CT
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Borger worth it
Young men no longer have any attainable goals to work toward in life. Today’s women are unmarriageable, home prices are exorbitant, wages don’t cover the cost of living, travel destinations are overrun by third-world migrants. Escapism is all that men have left.
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Heavy is the butt that poops
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Uhhhh bitcoin muppets
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That’s enough drinking for this year holy fuck
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jeff retweeted
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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I thought this dude was dead
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un calls for a "military revolution" as he pushes to build the world's strongest army.
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Kept my Duolingo streak alive drunk as fuck
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Let me guess: major us banks are detecting ai agents accessing customer accounts
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Dyson sphere? Like the vacuum?
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I need a 2017 spicy chicken sandwich from chickfila
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solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to announce crackdown on crypto scams targeting Americans.
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Shidding and farding
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All the overthinking potheads confusing correlation with causation. IMO if you like weed you’re probably smart enough to understand The Horrors
Data on 35,000+ adults: the more cannabis you’ve used in life, the bigger your hippocampus and the better your brain works after 40! People who had ever used cannabis tended to have larger brain volume in key areas that are full of natural cannabis-like receptors (especially the hippocampus, amygdala, caudate, and putamen – these areas are important for memory, emotions, learning, and movement). The more cannabis someone had used in their lifetime, the larger these brain areas were and the better they performed on tests of learning, processing speed, and short-term memory. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/4137…
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Would you rather: Lose an arm OR Miss the holiday season AND your birthday
Sacrificing your hand because you don't want to stay in the hospital for 2 months is diabolical
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awwwwww 😭😭💖
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Guy who sends his own tweets to the group chat
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