Pinning this Tweet: I was in the Capitol on 1/6; staff, not a protester. Almost everything you've been told is BS. The people who are so concerned about the future of democracy should be relieved to hear that, but aren't. My factual accounts are dismissed in favor of hysteria.

Case Keenum vs Andy Dalton. Did I wake up from my nap in 2015?

I'm tired of hearing never having been married at 40 is a negative. So it would be better if I took lifelong vows and managed to get divorced by 40?

Cleveland is down 24-0 in the first half. Arch Manning is now considering coming back to school next year.

This actually makes a lot of sense. I was expecting the liberal women on the Clancy jury to trash this man more than they did in their interview. I was surprised, now I’m not. The left doesn’t know how to attack a minority as easily as they do a white man.

One of those days where you look around and wonder how you ended up at this place in life...

9 beers barely moves the needle these days...

“What are your thoughts on Lindsay Clancy” is going to be a new first date question for me.

Whenever I get critical of myself for not having gotten married yet, I look at American women and realize the pool of quality humans isn't deep. Disgusted by these cunts, sad for my future...

Community Notes slays.

Kicking is about the only thing Harry & Don haven't done to a man's ass.

I have no theories or evidence on what killed Charlie Kirk. But if you think he was shot with a 30.06, you’re an idiot.

The amount of people who just believe whatever narrative fed to them is frightening.

I walk through the rain to make it to Mass this morning, only to get an Indian Priest. I can’t understand a word he’s saying.