Folks, I’d like to say that I don’t drink at night, that’s not why the tweets get weird. The tweets get weird because i m w e i r d

The neighbors are keeping me up oh my God I am about ready to wrap my lips around a lightbulb and chew

In October of 2017, me and my coachmates passed a couple hours on Amtrak with Janeane Garofalo. Best time I’ve ever had on the Lake Shore Limited.

None of you rascals had better mess with me today. I just solved a programming problem I’ve been stuck on for two days and I’m feeling very powerful, like a bulldozer, or a space shuttle.

Poor spatial reasoning means I had to shift a 7-segment and the EEPROM down a bit to make room for the line selector. Have to flash the sucker again and do a liiitle more wiring but we’re close

Got a lil of this junk wired up. The Chip Computer project lurches on

When you’re in the airport early in the morning, all the darkness outside the glass makes it feel like a spaceship, and that is the only cool thing about airports

you know the thing that sucks about these LED lightbulbs is when you unscrew a dead one and yell “10,000 hours my fucking ass” and whip them at the wall, they are made of plastic, and they ricochet back at you instead of breaking into a billion satisfying pieces as you‘d expect