Hello all, it's been a while since I've been active here, or on social media much at all. Looking for a new position in security leadership, was RIF'ed at my last org at the end of Feb, and job hunting these days is brutal! If you know of anything, would love to know!

Todays firewall requests must be an apple that has fallen far from the tree.

Todays firewall requests must take a nap instead

Todays firewall requests must be submitted in buckeye helmet stickers

Todays firewall requests must float in on blooming waters.

Todays firewall requests must show their membership cards.

Todays firewall requests must be created by a random character generator.

Todays firewall requests must first complete a scavenger hunt.

Todays firewall requests must request that everyones game play style match your preferred gameplay style.

Get lifetime subscription, plural sight buys company, pluralsight terminates licenses. .@pluralsight under their TOS, which isn't what I purchased under. Goldfish lifetime subscription I guess.

Todays firewall requests must be submitted as an Ohio State CottonBowl win. #GoBucks

Todays firewall requests must be unclear instructions.

Todays firewall requests must be one of the 14 types that millennials refuse to make (and it's affecting the network)

Todays firewall requests must be fact checked

Todays firewall requests must be submitted as a eulogy for killed connections

Today’s firewall requests must be hung by the chimney with care. They will be burned later this evening.

Today’s firewall requests must be a cup of hot chocolate, with marshmallows, and whiskey. We will also accept straight whiskey. You know what, forget everything but the whiskey.

Today’s firewall requests must be jingled with bells.