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At a university campus in France for a conference and every random student here is addressing me with "vous"
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C’est la première fois que je vois un best of Metoo.
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Gal Gadot.
what actor is a terrible actor and also a terrible person
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the way her fans collectively ignore this video when it hits the tl cause they can’t defend this shit 😭
meanwhile Taylor Swift recommending israeli restaurants to her husband
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@ryangrimSep 8
It’s crucial to remember that the Nova music festival was supposed to end on Friday, October 6, but the organizers reached out to the IDF to get permission to extend it for an extra day. We know that warnings were everywhere at that point, yet the IDF approved the extension and added no security. Now we know, from new reporting in Haaretz, that Netanyahu had explicitly been warned 10 days earlier that Hamas was planning an “earthquake” of an attack.
This morning's Haaretz bombshell article claims Netanyahu received a direct, explicit warning from UAE President Mohamed bin Zayed (MBZ) about 10 days before October 7, and never passed it on to Israel's security chiefs. The warning was that Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar was preparing a major operation against Israel. The warning reportedly stemmed from a secret backchannel, through which Israel and Hamas had been quietly negotiating a temporary truce and prisoner/hostage-body exchange throughout 2023, with Netanyahu's knowledge but repeated delays on his part. As talks stalled and Sinwar "vanished" in early September, he later used the same channel to warn twice that Hamas was preparing a "zilzal" (earthquake). This warning reached Israel's Shin Bet on September 15, triggering security meetings on September 17 and October 1, but no decisive action was taken. The article also reports on early, reportedly serious offers from Hamas (via the network of Mohammed Dahlan) to release all civilian hostages unconditionally in the days right after Oct 7, and a parallel Qatari mediation offer to the head of Mossad) both of which Israeli officials reportedly rebuffed or failed to take seriously), as the political and military leadership turned its focus on on destroying Hamas rather than negotiating with it. Israel elections are scheduled for Oct 27th.
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jsuis rentrée dans une boutique vers stalingrad j’étais tellement CHOQUÉE j’avais trop la rage parce que les africains qui acceptent de dépenser leur argent dans des conditions pareilles c’est du manque de respect à ce stade. le poisson a l’air libre comme ça 🤢🤢
Les noirs (certains) aiment trop avoir des épiceries DEGUEULASSES, comment tu rentres le sol c des cartons ya des moucherons et LE TILAPIA ET LES FLOUPS SONT DANS LE MEME CONGÉLATEUR
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j’ai une révélation à vous faire , les situationship c’est un truc pour les femmes que les hommes ne veulent pas vraiment , croyez-moi quand un homme veux vraiment une meuf il laisse aucun doute planer.
Votre plus longue situationship elle a durée combien de temps ?
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self-aware oil on paper
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stunned into silence by the beauty of this
they’ve never touched a book in their lives
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checked my notes today to find a password and came across this thing I wrote after hanging out with lovely beautiful girls. I’d spent so long watching them, didn’t realize i could just ask to be there too
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⚡️#SHOCKING Twelve countries issued a joint statement announcing national bans on trade in goods from illegal Israeli settlements: 🇫🇷 France 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 🇨🇦 Canada 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇪🇸 Spain 🇫🇮 Finland 🇮🇪 Ireland 🇮🇸 Iceland 🇳🇴 Norway 🇵🇱 Poland 🇵🇹 Portugal 🇸🇪 Sweden
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Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 8
The British government is banning trading with Israeli settlers in the occupied West Bank, protesting “settler terrorists” that are ethnically cleansing Palestinians. (via AP)
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Whenever I don’t know anything about a geopolitical event I look up what side Israel is on and take the opposite side. This strategy has literally never gone wrong.
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This woman's criminal gang literally kidnapped a young man, raped him & filmed the whole thing in her apartment. They had multiple guns & weapons plus 750kg of drugs to be sold & raw materials to manufacture drugs. Eleven other people working with her were sentenced to death.
Glamorous Egyptian TV star pleads for mercy as she is sentenced to death
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Khalifa was convicted by an Egyptian court, along with 11 others, for her role in an organized gang that imported materials to manufacture synthetic drugs, with over 750 kg seized along with illegal firearms. She denies the charges and is appealing the death sentences. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… nypost.com/2026/09/06/wor… aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/6/…
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Ça c’est Grégory Guillotin. Grégory, c’est avant tout une enfance dans un milieu plutôt aisé, très jeune il aime imiter d’autres humoristes avec une caméra. Grégory, c’est un parcours étudiant limité, après le bac il obtient un master en marketing. Grégory, c’est aussi la vie active, après ses études, il devient chargé d’études en marketing pour My Major Company, une société de production musicale et bosse un temps pour TF1. Grégory, c’est l’internet, il commence sur YouTube et Dailymotion à faire des interviews farfelues en 2008. Grégory, c’est aussi l’humour pour bobos, il publiera un clip pour « donner du pain aux Africains », Africains qu’il appelle dans ses sketchs les « Kirikous », le truc bien raciste que nous n’avons jamais osé faire, mais Grégory appelle à faire barrage à la haine à chaque élection. Grégory, c’est la consécration, il lance la Vraie Vie de Bengui où il incarne un anormal mental qui cherche l’amour ou un travail. Puis il intègre la production Studio Bagel en 2012. Grégory, c’est les amitiés, en 2017 il rejoint TPMP, l’émission qui divise par 5 votre QI avec Hanouna, l’homme qui souffle dans le trou de balle d’un chien. Grégory, c’est également les pièges, il s’amuse dans le Pire Stagiaire à piéger de vraies personnes qui l’embauchent, cela faillira par se retourner contre lui lorsqu’il cassera une bouteille sur un faux critique devant un restaurateur qui n’était pas au courant de la blague et lui dira qu’il « voulait tuer ». Grégory, c’est aussi un air, celui d’un mouton qui se prend un manche à balais pour soulager sa constipation. Grégory, c’est aussi les difficultés d’un homme qui a du mal à canaliser ses pulsions, ainsi quand sa jeune compagne ne lui répond pas assez rapidement, il la gifle, inonde son lit d’eau, le tout avec une surveillance vidéo qu’il active lorsqu’il est absent. Grégory, c’est la trace, il laissera ainsi des cocards à sa copine, un hématome de 25 cm, et tentera de l’étrangler, mais tout va bien, depuis un an il voit un psy et il est désolé et puis à quoi ça sert de gagner du pognon, si l’on ne peut pas taper dans un oignon ? Grégory, c’est le mou, cette violence provient de difficultés qu’il éprouve à faire bander son bout de poireau, ainsi sa compagne prend une double ration de raclées. Il aime les choisir plus jeunes pour exercer un maximum d’emprise. Mais que ferait-il devant le frère ou le père de la fille ? Grégory, c’est l’incarnation de la médiocrité, un humour de masse qui ne fait rire que lui qui traduit le fait qu’il est resté bloqué au stade anal. Il incarne aussi ces hommes forts chez eux, mais qui tremblent quand ils sont interpellés dans la rue par d’autres hommes. Grégory est un eunuque.
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did she genuinely go on miss universe looking like that
Tanusree Dutt defeated Gal Gadot to win her title. #Trivia
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Misrepresentation: Tanushree Dutta didn't win that title. The title in question was Miss world. Tanushree however was ranked higher than Gal Gadot in the competition. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/…
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I wanna repeat this again because it still saddens me. Hip Hop, a genre that was literally built on speaking truth to power, with the exception of this man...has said absolutely nothing about the genocide. Literal radio silence. Not one big name artist has come out in support
Wanting all humans to be treated equal should never be controversial.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 8
Palestinian designer Yasmeen Mjalli reveals she was on the brink of closing her fashion brand, Nöl Collective, after Israeli customs destroyed one of their fabric shipments — until Olivia Rodrigo commissioned a dress to inaugurate her Daisy Chains festival. “I was genuinely like, maybe we should stop, maybe this is our last effort. I was just so tired. [But Rodrigo’s commission] was like divine intervention. Obstacles are always going to be there, but if you can adapt you will be rewarded. I rise and I rise and I rise.” (voguearabia.com/article/maki…)
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Oshrit Aliga, an Israeli prison security officer, seen here joking about inserting her baton into Palestinian prisoners that require "a fair number of disinfections." Reminder that Apartheid Israel operates the most well-documented network of rape dungeons on earth.
A horrific expose on the murder of Palestinian prisoner Tha'er Abu Assab, a Palestinian prisoner at Ketziot prison by guards in November 2023 appeared in Haaretz today. Among the most damning evidence in the case are the texts of one warden, Oshrit Aliga, who as you can see in the video inlcuded here was literally the poster child for the Israeli Prison Services. Here are the texts verbatim: On the night Tha'er Abu Assab, was murdered, she texted a friend: "Sweetie, here is an update for you, he's dead now." She added that she was "very happy and satisfied, but it's a mess right now. There was a lot of blood and they broke them." Follow-up clarification to her friend: "It'll be fine, I'm glad it happened. I'm ready to put my career on the line for this, I'm at peace with it, all of us are. The commander knew something like this would happen. he told us in the briefing and also asked, whoever feels they can't handle it should say so, because he really wanted to break them. I'm really fine, but you know how it is, investigations and all that mess." WhatsApp exchange with her friend, December 2023 (re: new detainees arriving): "They brought some Amalek-son whores down in the middle of the street, sitting there on the ground with just underwear and blindfolds on. I'm already getting myself and the shift ready to receive them for Shabbat, we will give them a proper Shabbat reception." Responding to her friend's joke about her baton: "My club is fine, after a fair number of disinfections." "Imagine me and you in a cell with two prisoners cuffed hand to hand, and the shift commander tells us 'go ahead, cut loose', sweetie, I swear you'd have enjoyed it here with me." When her friend asked if she physically hits them: "I wish I had a way to prove it to you, to show you something, I swear to you, sis, I break them apart. You've never known me like this. [This is] routine. [When the] next round comes, if I haven't cracked one of his kidneys, as far as I'm concerned I'm not going into the wing." WhatsApp exchange with her domestic partner, corrections officer Tamer Trudi, same month: "We got another 70 whores from October 7th. Each one of course got a personal welcome, and some got a joint one because of the [limited] supply of handcuffs." After Trudi replied "Haha, how nice that there's always a welcome": "And since we were already tired from hitting them, the commander took off his belt and undid it on them. And the screaming , like females — at minimum they're a punching bag." Watch the video to see her enthusiastic physical training that allows her to murder and torture inmates. She has not been charged for her crimes despite the overwhelming evidence, though others have for that murder.
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Thinking about the time former Palestinian ambassador H.E. Saadi Salama visited my home and told us handweaving this keffiyeh in Laos is the highest form of respect we could give to this cultural symbol
I’ve finally opened up silk keffiyeh commissions! You can choose whatever color(s) you’d like etsy.com/listing/4568014560/…
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