ALT 1. Walk around your neighborhood dressed as an endangered peacock. The neighbors will know who painted the fence but can't yell at you if you're way too far away. 8. Bright yellow cardigan over a clownishly oversized suit, with a small meow on your shower cap. Make sure to sit in very visible places, so that everyone can wonder who is wearing the weird outfit up in the seats. 5. Buy a bunch of telescope lenses. Mount them on your arms. Become "The Costume Inspector." 8. Very long, very large horns. Just non-stop honking. Also if your large horns make noise that makes you vibrate like a tuning fork whenever you hit them together they're even better. 7. Dress up in opaque clothing that simply says "PEPPER SPAGHETTI" in neon lights. Own it and like it. 8. Tie two balloons to your head with small handwritten notes attached: "THE MASTERMINDS BEHIND THIS COSTUME ARE TOO FAR AWAY FOR ME TO READ ABOUT THEM." 12. You're just gonna throw on a wig and some lipstick and a bathrobe.