Professional Taco Buyer

OKC
Joined October 2010
Change the White House to a 2 bedroom/1 bath home with Cricket Wireless internet and then we will see who really wants to be president.
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How much should a tattoo that is this cost?
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Ted Cruz sounds like a full blown alcoholic. I hope he gets help soon.
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150 days cigarette free. If a stupid idiot like me can do this, then I a smart person like you can too. #onedayatafuckingtime
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Thinking about chasing the dragon today.
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I get to see @timheidecker tonight in OKC. On Cinema at the Cinema and What the Broken Hearted Do have both gotten me through some rough rough times. Can’t wait to give tonight 5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little microphone.
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@timheidecker any chance I could get my vinyl of WTBHD signed? I couldn’t afford the vip access
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Ted Danson with the Devil retweeted
Replying to @zachsmithcomedy
-take off work -buy tickets -reschedule because park is closed -go on your actual day off -get stuck on ride -leave yearning for something more A truly authentic Frontier City experience
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Decided to get rid of my beard for the first time in almost a decade after hitting a weight loss milestone. The mustache stays. 40 here I come.
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Superstore has been one of the best surprises. This is a new comfort show, 100%. Also I got stuck on The Steel Lasso today. @FromtierCity
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I found out what my body fat percentage was today. I didn't know what a good number was supposed to be. When he told me I just looked at the ground and shook my head and apologized for wasting his time. I was so embarrassed. It was 19.4%. I’m a moron. #iveneverbeenhealthy
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I wonder if heroin is like this? -me after trying melatonin gummies for the first time.
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Happy one year to the album that got me through the hardest year of my life. I listen to this album for hope and joy which is totally fucked and awesome.
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Latest compare photos since February.
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I lost 30 pounds in two months by using @brooksrunning shoes to run bleachers and I used @JamesGrage_Fit with my Undersun Bands. I can’t wait for the next three months.
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Healthy people that have to use spice to cheat the system, hit me with your best spice recommendations. Spicy is very welcome. No sugar please. Love you all to bits
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The difference of one year of sobriety.
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I have 364 days without any alcohol. That’s more important than the fact that I’ll have 365 tomorrow. #itgetsbetter
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