Change the White House to a 2 bedroom/1 bath home with Cricket Wireless internet and then we will see who really wants to be president.
150 days cigarette free. If a stupid idiot like me can do this, then I a smart person like you can too. #onedayatafuckingtime
I get to see @timheidecker tonight in OKC. On Cinema at the Cinema and What the Broken Hearted Do have both gotten me through some rough rough times. Can’t wait to give tonight 5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little microphone.
@timheidecker any chance I could get my vinyl of WTBHD signed? I couldn’t afford the vip access
Ted Danson with the Devil retweeted
Replying to @zachsmithcomedy
-take off work
-buy tickets
-reschedule because park is closed
-go on your actual day off
-get stuck on ride
-leave yearning for something more
A truly authentic Frontier City experience
Decided to get rid of my beard for the first time in almost a decade after hitting a weight loss milestone. The mustache stays. 40 here I come.
Superstore has been one of the best surprises. This is a new comfort show, 100%. Also I got stuck on The Steel Lasso today. @FromtierCity
I found out what my body fat percentage was today. I didn't know what a good number was supposed to be. When he told me I just looked at the ground and shook my head and apologized for wasting his time.
I was so embarrassed.
It was 19.4%.
I’m a moron.
#iveneverbeenhealthy
Happy one year to the album that got me through the hardest year of my life. I listen to this album for hope and joy which is totally fucked and awesome.
I lost 30 pounds in two months by using @brooksrunning shoes to run bleachers and I used @JamesGrage_Fit with my Undersun Bands. I can’t wait for the next three months.
Healthy people that have to use spice to cheat the system, hit me with your best spice recommendations. Spicy is very welcome. No sugar please. Love you all to bits
I have 364 days without any alcohol. That’s more important than the fact that I’ll have 365 tomorrow. #itgetsbetter





















