@zachjaynes

Just a guy doing his job.

Joined October 2011
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My wife is in the early stages of labor and every time she has a contraction I remind her to breathe but all I can picture when I say that is the vurb moto voiceover of the dad with the pit board yelling “breath! breath! Ya gotta breath!” If you’re a moto guy you get it.
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RodgersMX93@RodgersMX93Sep 18
If you are having a shit week, here are some wise words to help you through it…
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Tanner
@thall767Jun 6
Prado can’t be mad about a dirtbike quitting on him after he quit on his bike all last summer.
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Huge Crash in Qualifying Nashville!
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G-PA
@IndianaGPAApr 4
The Game that made Bob Barker Retire 🤣🤣
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The Diamond
@DustinPoirierMar 21
281-330-8004 – at Dania Beach, FL
🇦🇪@MydMarstonMar 21
Replying to @DustinPoirier
Dustin send me your number in my dms I wanna tell you something
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Jeff Weiss
@PassionweissMar 20
Afroman is a comet returning every quarter century to bring us peerless brilliance. The First Amendment hero we need
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestFeb 14
New York Post
@nypostFeb 14
Controversial drug may provide rapid relief from chronic fatigue nypost.com/2026/02/14/health…
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kira 👾
@kirawontmissFeb 14
no community note its real
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Tyler
@I_AM_WILDCATFeb 15
Dudes will see this and say “hell yeah.” It’s me. I’m dudes.
NBC Olympics & Paralympics
@NBCOlympicsFeb 15
"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES." 😳 Dual moguls madness as Nick Page skis out of the course for a DNF while his opponent, Ikuma Horishima, barely stays in control and skis over the line BACKWARDS for the win.

Dual moguls MADNESS 🤯

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DnX Show@DnxShowFeb 1
The 250W class this year apparently
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Shaw almost got himself shawed in half
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THE GODMUTHA ✦
@THEG0DMUTHA5 Dec 2025
what's that one thing kids these days will never understand?
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NFL fans coming together to celebrate the 49ers eliminating the Eagles in the playoffs
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Marchbanks got Prada’s bike
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Tanner
@thall767Jan 11
Deegan 4th
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Sophia ❣️
@KeruboSkJan 9
No one really warns you about this part of adulthood where you start to feel homesick, not for a house, but for a moment in time. A version of life that doesn’t exist anymore. A place you can’t return to, and a feeling you didn’t know you’d miss so much until it was gone.
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McNeil
@REFLOG18Jan 4
Shelby Harris high-fiving the ref after Myles set the record got me 😂
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Teammate high fives the got dang ref 💀💀💀
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsJan 4
MYLES GARRETT. 23 SACKS IN A SEASON. A NEW RECORD!
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MYLES GARRETT. 23 SACKS IN A SEASON. A NEW RECORD!
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