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Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷♀️
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His passing has left an intellectual vacuum in his wake. But it's not empty. Think of it as a kind of vacuum energy permeating the fabric of spacetime that defies measure. Stephen Hawking, RIP 1942-2018.
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LMAOOOO I knew there was no way they could get Desiigner to stand still for a full minute
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When you're looking at all the Red States on the map that you think should be blue.
#ElectionNight
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when it's your first time voting for president and they don't hand out the "I Voted" stickers
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"Are you ready?"
Dorothy [sobs]: I'm ready. Say goodbye, Toto
Toto: fuck each & every one of you soulless, organless cunts
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*me hiring a hitman* hitman: ok whos the target me: *hands them a picture* hitman: but..this is a pic of you... me:
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When Chris Brown thought there was a dance battle going on at his concert but it was really a shooting
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I was just thinking "I'd really love to read a book like I used to" HAHAHA if I had the time I'd be dreaming
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when you get mad and hang up on ur mom and you start thinking about how she gon beat yo ass later
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LMAO 😂 why is this little girl in this environment xitter.cf/MallyMack_/status/7910…
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When you're failing 7 out of 5 classes and you're trying to act like everything's fine
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If anyone needs me I'll be watching this video for the rest of the year xitter.cf/sprinkIing/status/7866…
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21 killed the juju on that beat challenge xitter.cf/6PAPl/status/787040446…
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these clown sightings are getting out of hand xitter.cf/chriisdema/status/7802…














