
Dad. I am not a cyclist. Certified Crazy Person. Accomplished Public Swimmer. #lotsofreasonstosmile #ADHD #friendlyasf***
Calgary, Alberta
Joined January 2020
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Not so unimaginable to any person who rides a bike regularly.... #tragic #fuck. – at Calgary, Alberta
Former Calgary Flames winger Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew are dead following an “unimaginable tragedy,” according to the Columbus Blue Jackets.
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Tunnel walks 👔🔥😆👊🏿 wit @MarthaStewart !! Dressage 👍🏿 #FollowTheDogg
Thank God it's Friday.
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Air Fryer is the single most life-changing gadget purchase I've ever made. I can cook really good food now, really cheaply.
I can eat really well now, without wasting money on delivery or takeout. I feel like the air fryer is what the microwave wishes it was.
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The average 4-year-old laughs 300 times a day.
The average 40-year-old laughs just four times a day.
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Happy birthday to you #yycbike 🎉 Come out and celebrate!
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A world built for cars has made life much harder for adults.
We end up supervising or driving our kids. Story below, no paywall, on how play streets can change this.
So can @LetGrowOrg, which is renormalizing kids' independence & free play.
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This is what led to a person on a bike dying in Toronto last week... #yycbike. @CWalcottYYC @bikecalgary No detour.
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A reminder, for those of us who are lucky enough to need it, that to ‘beek’, from Scots, is to bask in the warmth of the sun.
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Turns out if you casually eat about 4 cups of cherries and then go for a brisk walk around the block, you probably won’t make that very important and critical home stretch to the bathroom without projectile pooping on every fiber of fabric covering your body
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Our biggest knife sale yet is about to kick off this upcoming saturday (Aug 3rd) which is also our 10 year anniversary party date! It's gonna be 10 days of madness and we can't wait for you nice folks to see all the deals we're gonna be doing. Let's party!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let’s get it 💪🏿👊🏿🔥 tune in everyday yall #FollowTheDogg #ParisOlympics
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Did somethin today. 💯👊🏿🔥 #FollowTheDogg
Yay! 🙌 🚲 😊 – at Calgary, Alberta
The forecast is calling for moderate air quality so we will ride! See you soon #yycbike
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Hey y’all, if the air quality sucks on Friday, Critical Mass will be cancelled. This will be a game day decision so stay tuned. For now, stay safe out there, friends 💖 #yycbike

































