@yrs______

the only thing that matters is just following your heart and eventually you’ll finally get it right - the smiths //

Joined November 2012
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gen z’s trying to cancel ben bankas 🤦‍♂️
Taylor Mann@tailormann
Sep 27
I was in polisci classes with Ben at Queen’s. He never came across as the sharpest or intellectually curious. But never could have imagined he’d sink this low for a cheap laugh. Fleeing to Austin makes a lot of sense once you watch this 💩
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at the bar picking my nose
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mattress firm ? yea i hope it is ..
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telling my mom to check her privilege
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i said give me toopoor i need toopoor so i can get to stumpin in my air force ones 🎶
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sierra ferrell - in dreams geoff retweeted
sierra ferrell - in dreams geoff@yrs______
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how u just gon work at mattress firm
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sierra ferrell - in dreams geoff retweeted
sierra ferrell - in dreams geoff@yrs______
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how u just gon make me a cookie and then eated it
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how u just gon have 99 bottles of beer on the wall
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* me to my customers at work : i’m sorry i’m so fat
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sierra ferrell - in dreams geoff retweeted
mischief - very special 🎖️🏆@y2k_mischief
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men are from mars, women are from Israel
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getting notifications for solitaire is awesome
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why did he call the song jack and diane if his name is john mellencamp
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why do they call it the three musketeers is it a book about elon musk
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if ur a bug just be careful
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everyone that's on a dating app is a sex addict it's okay but it's alright
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sometimes you have to be 34 before you find out about roy orbison and that's okay
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do you ever just sit back and be like why did any of my exes date me i am actually a retarded person
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* morrissey voice * * singing about my friend that never goes out * there is a guy that never goes out …
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you know that thing you plug into your car and it tells you why your check engine light is on ? they should make that but for the human body
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