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As a man, you won’t know how much you don’t like sex until you meet a woman who really likes sex.
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The groom vex say the delivery guy still no bring the pie and drinks, wey I ask am the name of the delivery guy, he say Pontius. As I hear the name norr wey I start dey laugh . I just knew Pontius go bring the pie late
when you get into an argument with your girlfriend who’s a doctor, just chew an apple infront of her
There are some adults among us who still dip bread in tea and the government is doing nothing about it.








