I’m just living Chale!

Joined December 2021
“Hi my name is Tee” as them ask around Saana en name be Nyame Tease😂😂
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“You made your bed now lie in it” me wey dey always sleep floor😂😂
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E lef small make I discover crude oil this month. Herr my lowest paaaaaaa
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If I ever lose my life to depression just know I really did try
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As a man, you won’t know how much you don’t like sex until you meet a woman who really likes sex.
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Blood is thicker than water but I swear the koko I suck this morning thick pass them alll.
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“You smell good” ok so pull my dick out and put it in your mouth 🙂‍↕️
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If she nice**
Bro, if your woman dey do NSS for mines, just focus on yourself.
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having a girl that initiates s$x is lowkey an underrated blessing
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The groom vex say the delivery guy still no bring the pie and drinks, wey I ask am the name of the delivery guy, he say Pontius. As I hear the name norr wey I start dey laugh . I just knew Pontius go bring the pie late
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when you get into an argument with your girlfriend who’s a doctor, just chew an apple infront of her
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Ei so me I no get mutual or what?😭😭😂
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I’ll never forget this month!
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Nobody get receipts pass @gyaigyimii 😂😂😂
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Naija punter do ein odds stake am 100 naira, you follow am go stake 100gh
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I sure say by now the sperms in me turn cheese or wagashi
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If you’re reading this and you don’t like plantain chips you’re mad.
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There are some adults among us who still dip bread in tea and the government is doing nothing about it.
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You fresher you come norrr you go order check check city vim😂😂
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Did you know that if you sneeze and fart at the same time your body take a screenshot? Try and see
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