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writer & editor for hire | #preWGA | #AFF26 2nd-rounder | ScreenCraft quarterfinalist | HollyShorts semifinalist | definitely not several cats in a trenchcoat

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2010
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adulthood is having 50+ microfiber cleaning cloths and pouches, but no sunglasses
me: i haven't used twitter in years but i totally know what i'm doing also me: how do i twit a hagtosh
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I might go to @ZOLAJESUS at Regent Theater in Los Angeles, CA - Sep 20 bandsintown.com/event/151073…
I might go to @sonlux at Masonic Lodge in Los Angeles, CA - May 12 bandsintown.com/event/113894…
i propose a new rating standard for hotels based solely on the ergonomics of their toilet paper dispensers and towel racks, in that order.
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I might go to Father John Misty at Roxy Theatre in Los Angeles, CA - Feb 9 bandsintown.com/event/892548…
I might go to @therealTDH at Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA - Dec 18 bandsintown.com/event/892138…
I might go to Zola Jesus at El Rey in Los Angeles, CA - Oct 9 bandsintown.com/event/843032…
Has anyone actually seen a "medium onion"?
Video: The cream will rise to the top. (OH YEEEEAH) tmblr.co/Z-fLMx18umrFk
Photo: newyorker: The Daily Cartoon by Emily Flake: nyr.kr/14dwOsP WHAT NO COME ON tmblr.co/Z-fLMxuK4A75
Can I get a moratorium on speakeasies? Thanks everybody.
When is it not Shark Week?