// trying to make a cute lil writers acc but this stupid update makes it impossible to figure out dimensions for graphics

if I come over for a date and you pop in a romcom ⸝⸝ mate ──────── I'm stealing your cat and leaving .

they call me big momma on the pitch . can't knock me ova` . ❪ 😜 ❫

// lrt is also me btw because i can't write normal muses or i will turn to dust

I can pose in the day ⸝⸝ and at night .

right ⸝⸝ mate . if you put your fingers in my mouth to touch my teeth I am gonna bite you .

no . ❪ 😕 ❫

excuse my rbf darling ⸝⸝ trying to blow someone up with my mind .

my ass isn't even that fat fr .

// since when could you format text in dms?? was i not told about that update?

always got a thing for the sweets .

❪ hand lifts in a lazy two-fingered salute . ❫ whatever the princess says ..͟. I don't feel like getting hit again .

no ⸝⸝ come on mate . I'm a good boy . just went out for drinks at the pub . ❪ angelic little smile for evidence . a cross-my-heart gesture with those same puppy eyes . ❫

just take whatever mum gives ⸝⸝ yeah .ᐣ ❪ mild glance of thought . yeah ⸝⸝ definitely not doing that ever again . cheeky grin . ❫ guess she thinks I'm a hard partier .

right ⸝⸝ you could've just said that . instead of hittin` me with bottles . ❪ slouched . rubbing along impact zone with a not so angelic pout . ❫

❪ sharp flinch and here come the dramatics with quickness . hands coming up to clutch like a fatal wound . the other raised to shield . ❫ fuckin` hell mate . what the fuck was that .ᐣ

❪ spurred on by the fear of any sensible man once footsteps start closer . finished off with a few hearty chugs . puppy eyed gaze upward bound by spare inch . ❫ what for .ᐣ