@yoniChanowitz

3D printing, absurdist comedy. Occasionally Judaism PFP from @IlanBlock or @ShmullyWolfson Thank hashem.

 lematah me'asara tefachim
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Joined March 2009
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Replying to @MohandesDavid
When I was a bachur, I used to be able to do seven pull-ups 40 push-ups and squat for almost 2 minutes I can't do any of that now I also can't run for more than like 10 seconds
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chanukkah is coming up if you want a cute idea, or great party shtick, our ALL GIMMEl dreidel will be for sale starting tomorrow!
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What is all the riots in France are just a cover so Gru can steal the Eifel Tower?
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I still think about this at least once a year
yoni chanowitz@yoniChanowitz25 Oct 2022
New business idea: A bikini top with the words חלב ישראל On it
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Read this over shabbos Tldr: the "golden age" of piracy happened because living in England in 1700 was objectively worse than living in England a century earlier, despite advanced technology. Desperate sailors turned to piracy
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I mean, modern pirates are also desperate Those guys in Somalia are dirt poor and literally cannot get another job Violence usually grows out of desperation I think this is something that big tech CEO s should consider
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Looking at the positive and being optimistic is exhausting
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Flatbush girl van is on president Street yelling at the WOMAN to accept the get This is very disturbing
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
Frum Humor in Exile
@mosheklassOct 15
He's right. I made my AI slop guy look more Lubavitch
Franklin's Tower 🧢 📟@addystowerOct 15
Who genuinely finds this slop funny? Cringe to the max, no Lubavitcher would find this entertaining and the AI slop doesn't even make them look like Lubavitchers. Are their litviiah guys who get a laugh out of this???
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It's a wife who cheats on her husband, and if the husband accuses her, and she denies, (as described in the Rambam of this week) she is forced to drink water with gods name erased into it that eventually makes her stomach literally explode, killing her
SOTAwives
@SOTAwivesOct 11
WTF is a SOTA Wife? SOTA Wives is a podcast exploring the unfiltered side of Silicon Valley. We built it as an antidote to the performative polish of tech Twitter. Brought to you by @MilksandMatcha x @vivianmshen. Episode 1 goes live on Monday, 12th October at 9 AM PT on everywhere you get your podcasts 💙
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Thank you for coming to my shiur
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I'm willing to believe that some Palestinians are not antisemitic because statistically they can't ALL be anti semites But every single one I've met online or IRL unequivocally hates Jews to the point of wanting us dead
MRose@MRose_MayOct 10
Palestinians are by far the least antisemitic society I have ever seen. And considering what they have endured, it’s nothing less than remarkable how much effort they put into rejecting and denouncing Jewish hatred. Israeli society how ever..needs to be radicalized.
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My last name was Chan, we changed it to Chanowitz when we came to America from China
Alex Edelman
@AlexEdelmanOct 9
My favorite fact is that no one’s name ever got changed at Ellis Island because it makes people *absolutely furious.*
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Did you eat a grapefruit this rosh hashanah? Because you look thicc and juicy
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Did you eat a cat dipped in honey on Rosh hashanah, because your....
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it's me. i am the sex magick occultist
Dov Rabinowitz
@dov_rabinowitzOct 9
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This is genius A guy is making a video game where arsim whack each other with beach chairs instagram.com/reel/DeMW961s9…

Arsim Project (@arsimproject) • Instagram reel

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Statistically you're better off being a farmer than a doctor Thank God I didn't go to med school
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If TV writers were more accurate, Yellowstone should have had 3X More hot scenes, than Grey's anatomy
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It would be nice if mandami just didn't give a f*** about Israel
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Dov Rabinowitz
@dov_rabinowitzOct 8
Taharos mishpacha be like:
Magills
@magills_Oct 8
Template. Go wild.
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