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Every man is a potential rapist.
Every woman is a potential hoe.
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“From my blood come the prince that was promised, and his will be the song of ice and fire.”
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Not having your own money as a woman.
What do you think is worse than a heartbreak?
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OCTOBER 20TH!!! TUNE IN!!! 🎀
5 incredible small business owners. $1M on the line. One chance to deliver the winning pitch. Join @NickiMinaj, @GrantCardone, @JGebbia, & @DeanCain for the grand premiere of the Million Dollar Pitch Competition—October 20 at 6 PM ET on YouTube and 8 PM ET on Prime Video.
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q pergunta boba eh óbvio q eu me mataria
Pergunta só para as mulheres: O que vc faria se acordasse amanhã e descobrisse que todas as outras mulheres do mundo desapareceram, só sobrou vc e os homens?
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The class of 26/27 📸
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if i hatched three dragons id be the most annoying person on the planet she wasnt arrogant enough
Daenerys was one overly arrogant bitch.
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🎥| STUNNING. @NICKIMINAJ’s face lit up the skies tonight during @theXtakeover drone light show!
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Look how they Treat our girl😍😍🥹 And people want her to go back to the music industry? For what? I want new music but at what cost? They always tear her down
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🎥| STUNNING. @NICKIMINAJ’s face lit up the skies tonight during @theXtakeover drone light show!
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Barbie.
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#CyberBARB 🎀🩷
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𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸@princesalamwaneOct 10
The fact that she’s literally the one enduring all the physical consequences of trying for a baby, yet somehow he’s the victim in a cheating scenario that hasn’t even happened
She better not cheat on him after this 🥹
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When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka
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Notice how she didn’t stab him 33 times tho
How women deal with rejection 🤡 🤡
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Hello, yes that is because you are one country with one language and one dominating culture, hope that helps👍
Replying to @outropyt
all the europeans in the qrts getting mad at me for generalizing europe 🤣🤣 oh so it’s not so fun anymore when it happens to ur group of ppl right? but u guys can do it everyday to a country with 50 states and 340M ppl??? the biggest hypocrites ever. suck my dick. stay mad
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One of my favorite sitcoms from Chuck Laury Mom
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why are americans acting like english is Their language…
so you’re our bitch?
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“As a woman you should….” Me:
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May all the money I irresponsibly SPEND come back to me multiplied by TEN.
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