♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
Stop yanking your dog’s neck if they stop to sniff something on *their* walk!
It’s likely one of the very few points of their day when they get new stimulation - let them have 5 seconds of your precious, precious time to sniff something without having their head pulled off.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
Just a reminder that it’s normal to drive your car until it dies, cook dinner most nights, live in a smaller home, pack your lunch, keep your phone until it stops working, buy used before buying new, make coffee at home, and wear the same clothes for years.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
The saddest part of opening this app is making eye contact with a legendary post for half a second right before the timeline refreshes and buries it forever.
Just gone.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
Continuing the Aussie Halloween tradition tonight of closing the front door and pretending I'm not home.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
Your country might be great but does it follow Australia’s lead by colour-coordinating its currency with the nation’s favourite snack foods?
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
The quiet sound of a pet snoring softly in an otherwise empty room is one of the most comforting noises in the universe.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
I had to go on a work trip for a few days, so my friend (she owns a farm) kindly offered to look after my cat. She just sent me this video...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Asians stealing a giant carp from a pond in Sydney's Centennial Park.
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NSW DPIRD encourages recreational fishers to retain and utilise any captured carp rather than returning them live to the water.
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♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.
♥️🌺𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲🌺♥️ retweeted
#Sparkstember2026
もひとつ。
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