I’ll tell ya what, an English muffin, with butter and vegemite is hard to beat

That ministry of sound orchestra set sounds like a channel 9 special. Waiting for Ernie Sigley or Dennis Walter to come out and do a song.

I feel like the king of England when my trailer lights are working

Mrs bought hobnobs, made my day

Monaco……… I’m goin to bed

Bring Scott back

I used to be so proud to be a bomber

Tsatas will still miss out next week.

What’s with support bands doing headline looking flyers for tours?

The food in Jakarta is sh1t

Jokes of my daughter - why did the poo cross the road? Because it had chickenpox

John Coleman is turning in his grave

Sacked

Remember when people started getting then and than mixed up, now it’s normal. Now a lot of people can’t decide between his and he’s. You’re all fucking dumb, grow up

Chardonnay face

Sending your first born child to school is too emotional. She is ready, I am not

You’re all sooks

A pint of champagne please