Assistant Prof. in microbiology / Mycoplasma taming / Colander filling / Views are my own and mostly for the Lulz

France
Joined October 2011
Hi Dr. Jensen. Could you please follow me back, i would like to send you a DM (regarding your cryoET paper on mycoplasms). Thank you @RasmusK_Jensen
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Merci à ce jeune homme adorable, bienveillant et prévenant, qui a passé 1 heure entière à expliquer la pêche à mon ainé (pot de colle curieux venu lui tenir la jambe). On n'est peut être pas complètement foutu dans ce pays 🥰
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La France en 2026 c'est: 1) te demander 10 pages de documents pour avoir le droit de construire une cabane à bois dans ton jardin, 2) te faire remplir un Cerfa 3) puis te faire re-remplir LES MÊMES INFOS sur le site web de dépôt du dossier... Les entrepreneurs je vous plains 😐
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"We don't have the funds to buy an AKTA"
We all know how creative scientists can get in the lab… Tell us (or even better, show us!) your best benchside masterpieces 🧪🎨
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Sasha with words of wisdom, as always 🥹
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Daaaaaaamn!!!! Reviewer #2, calm down... there is only so much compliment a man can take 🥹🥹🥹
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Comme quoi, déverser de temps en temps son sel sur twitter peut avoir des conséquences positives ! Venez nombreu.x.ses - on va discuter un peu 🥰
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Bon... ce pays est foutu, c'est plié. Correction de copies de Master 1; 1 copie sur 22 correcte; 7 médiocres; 14 bonnes à jetter... Et ça, normalement, c'est le "haut du panier", l'élite triée sur MonMaster.
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They said you couldn't get RNA-seq results in 3 days. For $50. They were wrong. (The turtleneck is strictly for aesthetic purposes. The science is real.) 🦖🧬
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En plus il a bon gout en terme de déco, n'est ce pas @800Tonnes ??
Un épisode exceptionnellement en anglais avec @KofmanMichael, sans doute le meilleur analyste de la guerre en Ukraine depuis 2022, à la fois sur les sources, la conduite et les perspectives pour le conflit.
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"Work on Mycoplasma bovis" they said; "it will be fun they said" 🫥🫥🫥
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Dear Biology, Could you at least woo me a bit before f**cking me like that??
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The world is not always kind or fair - if you can: go tip the scale a lit bit, and go support @ATinyGreenCell with more than words. For all the good he tries to bring in the world and for being an ever bright beacon of hope ♥
If you enjoy what I do, please support me on Ko-fi! Every penny counts and all proceeds go straight to lab overhead, new synthesis, primers, and electronic parts that bring down the barriers to entry of biotech for everyone. 💚 ko-fi.com/atinygreencell
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What the absolute f**k @plasmidsaurus How do you give me my results back in *checks clock* 16 hours??!!?? Do you have an army of mice running the sequencing in the DHL truck?? How? Dropbox leaves the lab at 3 PM, has to travel 1000 km+ to Germany, then processing... How the F!
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Yonathan Arfi retweeted
👕 J'offre maillot + flocage au choix à la première personne qui trouve : Le score du BO3 entre 🇫🇷 Vitality et 🇲🇳 The MongolZ, + le rating exact de mezii ❤️ Like + ♻️ RT + répondre avant 15h40
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If you work with RNA, you know the chore: wiping everything with a $200-$300/L RNase decontaminant… which is basically sodium hydroxide, bleach, and surfactant. Fair price, right? Introducing “Sergi’s RNase Polite Excuser” (pronounce it with a British accent!)
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Oui, oui! Paris dropboxes are now DAILY w/ overnight results! 🥐🇫🇷 Join our online Q&A for researchers who want to get more out of their sequencing: lu.ma/1m8frikn ​We'll show you how to spot DNA structural variations that Sanger can't detect, cover FAQs, & answer q's
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On one side I have solved a technical problem that has plagued me for > 18 months On the other side i feel like i have lost 18 months of work, when the issue was so trivial (in hindsight) Praise be the internet and the people who share their work, so that other may move forward
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And also f**k the people who did not mention this in their method paper, as i am 99.999% sure that they encountered the issue
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And thank you @plasmidsaurus for their quick PCR sequencing service that put me on the path to understanding You guys provide a rock solid service. May you keep your ways through your growth. I.m.o you are to sequencing what NEB is to enzymes.
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