i be talkin shit like i ain't scared to lose a fist fight

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2019
oh i'm king of the trees i'm the treemeister #ApexLegends store.playstation.com/#!/tid…
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Good morning
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Just watched You Can See Everything
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There was a part in You Can See Everything where everyone in our packed theater did this
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getting absolutely wrecked by this today
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lmao "I really don't want to sound like Marx. It's just, I'm looking at the data"
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Man not to lib out on the timeline but this is really really good framing
.@JamesTalarico: I want to get back to the kind of capitalism we had in the middle of the 20th century in this country. I want competition, but it’s got to be fair competition. We’ve got to take on these monopolies, this consolidation, because again it’s fundamentally anti-capitalist. Right now, our tax system literally taxes work more than it taxes wealth. I’m advocating for a return to original capitalist principles where we actually reward work instead of wealth—an economy that creates fewer trillionaires and more millionaires.
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King of keeping up comedically
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FIRST 40 MINUTES OF PRIMETIME: oh yea u wanted to fuck kids you sick fuck well guess what buddy ur on TV now and we will do you how our brave troops are gonna do osama bin laden you pedophile fucking ass wipe piece of motherfucking fuck shit trash LAST HOUR OF PRIMETIME:
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Me and the boys on February 12
The first trailer for Greta Gerwig's ‘NARNIA’ has been released. In theaters on February 12, 2027.
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(pepperoni pizza emoji in name- pizzagate)
Not explaining myself to actual pedophile (pepperoni pizza emoji in name- pizzagate)
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Not explaining myself to actual pedophile (pepperoni pizza emoji in name- pizzagate)
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“no political bs detected” The main antagonist is a racist nepo baby whose father was the head of a corporation that worked with the empire before it fell.
This game absolutely rocks, extremely fast paced racing, insane graphics, no political agenda BS detected, easy recommend, 9/10
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"Ben Gates is going after the Epstein files. I'll make that movie.”
Nicolas Cage says he hasn’t agreed to ‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ despite director Jon Turteltaub saying otherwise. “You got to get these microphones out of these directors' hands… Ben Gates is going after the Epstein files. I'll make that movie.”
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>losing my religion because the Pope says the grotesque spectacle of a publicly broadcast firing squad execution is bad
It’s posts like these from the Pope that have made me wish Cardinal Sarah had been voted Pope. The man being executed killed 14 people, including a baby. Pope Leo has been a huge disappointment, and it’s truly started to made me question if remaining Catholic has been worth it.
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Qui-Gon Jinn was a fucking asshole letting a 9 year old do this lmaoo
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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I wasn't gonna drink tonight but I miss Hal Jordan like a MF
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the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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