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After today this sums up where I am mentally, emotionally, and physically.

Got Big Mac sauce on my pants before a show and now it looks like I cummed :(

Damn things so tough even the economy is crashing out

I’ve had 4 meetings that’s ended early and could’ve been an email… getting out of bed today was a scam

Idk what this is but I’m manifesting it

hit the most satisfying griddys in 2 years

Yo imagine finding the first carrot

So now that labor day is done, does that mean spooky season officially begins?

Wtf I gotta labor on Labor Day? 😭

This tweet is proof I’m still alive and still dumb af 🫡

I wanna hear a rap battle between Eminem and the freecreditreport.com guy

I broke the seal before my set 😭

Dune 2 Spoiler

I went to see Dune 2 and didn’t get the popcorn bucket. Does that make me strong or a failure?

Just in case yall forgot, SoBe came from these

Oh how I’ve missed Seattle 😌

Maybe I’m just incompetent but I’ve been having the worst time trying to send stems to the homies 😭

Sandwich week is my Roman Empire

I recited the national anthem, so why can’t I get into Helldivers 😩