she/her | queer | a(u)dhd not arguing with anybody about anything that i didn’t say.

flawda
Joined July 2017
me with my dad
I got to weaponize my husband at the car dealership for the first time today. That felt great. This was me the whole time
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unstuffed peppers baked chicken over baby potatoes w/ veggies any version of a smashed taco (chicken caesar smash tacos are my fav)/tacos in general steak (or chicken) & rice or potatoes + a veggie corned beef & rice (or cabbage, sometimes both) almost any pasta
for someone who getting more into cooking , what are y’all go to easy dinner meals ? beginner friendly
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Replying to @abigvle
Maybe them catch the shrimp outta ochi πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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What makes it Jamaican? Lmao
i know everyone is stuck on the cajun salmon at cheesecake factory but we need to have a discussion about the jamaican black pepper shrimp πŸ”₯
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I know what he meant because I’m Black and Southern and my grandmother wasn’t 32 years old
Little brother smells ripe as fuck goddamn
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Why yall think big girls are flattered by you publicly saying youd fuck them. Fuckin ew
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and it never gives what they think it does lol like they can never just be like β€œshe’s beautiful” it’s always TAKE THEM BIG ASS DRAWLS OFF YOU HEFTY HOLE!!!!!! like omg 😭😭😭😭
Why yall think big girls are flattered by you publicly saying youd fuck them. Fuckin ew
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Waffles
Yall prefer waffles, pancakes or french toast ??
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I’ve come to the realization that I’ve not been assertive enough about my needs and wants in the past and I’ve decided to change that. Everything is going to start going exactly how I want.
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did it again πŸ₯΄ (but 10 mins ago)
was getting to go get my oil changed… only to check and realize the place closed 23 mins ago. okay 😭
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I wanna get wine drunk and feel sexy as fuck
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After the arrest boo.
When do warrants expire ??
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I love being courted
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I’m starting a hate group
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I don’t lol
i think we seriously underestimate how difficult it is to find a genuine partner.
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seeing white ppl with locs is irritating as fuck
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hey so when are you free
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when the mental disability mentally disables you
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im so overly icked when niggas dont ask questions back like im so cute n funny u dont wanna know nothing ab me??
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