If somebody in the year of our Lord 2026 gets to hear Yoongi rapping about making men and women come with his tongue and it’s not me, upset will not begin to cover it
Ridiculous long shot, but does anyone know who the author of ‘a light show (just for you)’ is? It’s fucking beautiful, but they orphaned it because they said they’re not proud of it anymore, which hurts my heart 😭😭😭
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Covert Talents - Yoonmin
In which Yoongi and Jimin are sent into a strip club on an undercover mission.
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Bonus game: where does everyone’s Agent number come from? 🤓
Do not ask what has possessed me today, but I have just cranked out over 5000 words in one sitting 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Guys, I promise I’m not trying for the world record for ‘longest time taken to post a tiny four chapter fic’ 😩😩😩
… That being said, 2 years later, here’s Chapter 3 of Distractions 😬
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hands.doc - Yoonmin
In which Jimin and Yoongi are paired together for an assignment, and Jimin can’t stop thinking about Yoongi’s hands.
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Chapter 2! Not even one week later! Who am I?!
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Sorry it’s been 2.5 years since I updated this, lots has been going on 😬 please have this chapter as my repentance 🥺
For those interested, the scene in the van is inspired by this whole moment in Run BTS ep.28 and the open adoration on Tae’s face 🥹
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