Yeoman Phil

OMG! Cmdr La Forge saw that last tweet. Now he won't stop staring at my skant. I was talking about my feet, you pervert!

Spent the last 3 1/2 years stuck in a transporter buffer...it feels good to be whole again. Some of my body parts feel chubbier than normal.

The Captain Keeps demanding that I "examine his logs" punctuated by a "Make it so!". I keep refusing.

Yes Geordi, I DO like ammonia tornadoes. I really wish he would stop asking me that.

Why does Data insist on following me up the Jefferies tubes?

Something's different........

Eesh, just got out of a staff meeting where Cmdr. Riker stared at my legs for an inappropriate amount of time. Sonic shower here I come.

Would it kill Starfleet to spring for a faucet? This drawer full of water is getting old.

If I hear this computer say "working" one more time, someone is going out an airlock.

I keep hearing what sounds like music coming from the Jefferies Tubes. It sounds like "All along the watchtower".

Captain ordered a saucer seperation today. Right in the middle of my pilates class.

Saw Ensign Jones in the Turbolift again today. One word, awwkwwaaarrrd!

Still stuck in waste reclamation. Yikes, looks like deck 7 eats it's own weight in peanuts. My Starfleet recruiter never mentioned this!

Banished to waste reclamation again. Apparently, Cmdr. Riker doesn't like to hear snickering during his report on Uranis

Yeoman's Log Stardate 41252.7 http://www.subspacecomms.com/node/33

The one day I forget underwear, we loose the artificial gravity.

Took a shuttlecraft with Lt. Worf today. Apparently pipius claw makes "someone" gassy.

Wouldn't you know it, the replicators broke. And on salsbury steak day.