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Mr. Jackpots retweeted
you ever notice how often people look just like how they are?
Sen. Slotkin urges Dems to use prosecution to make young people afraid to serve in Trump admin trib.al/pUq2hrF
Mr. Jackpots retweeted
Ah, there it is.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo on the left is a stock photo that has been digitally altered to show the face of the woman on the right.
Here is the original, taken on 17/June/2016:
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Mr. Jackpots retweeted
No
IQ 85 is the sad sweet spot for criminality.
The research is clear on this: Crime causes poverty.
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Mr. Jackpots retweeted
The Arab slave trade was 20 TIMES the North Atlantic slave trade.
But you don't care, because you can't get money from them.
Mr. Jackpots retweeted
“If the evolution of France were to continue for another 300 years in its current style, the last remnants of Frankish blood would disappear into the mulatto African-European state that is currently being formed.”
-Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf (1924)
Mr. Jackpots retweeted
Imagine being so utterly devoid of wonder, ambition and imagination that you can't comprehend the possibilities of flying cars.
Mr. Jackpots retweeted
You actually want revenge but you’re too incompetent to do anything so you just beg white people for “equality”
Mr. Jackpots retweeted
This grocery store has a "Wall of Shame" featuring people that have stolen from them.
Do you notice a pattern? 🤔
Mr. Jackpots retweeted
These fat Boomer retards surround themselves with 20-something work wife harems that laugh at all their shitty jokes and act like they’re in a rom com. That’s where this pedantic daddy daughter dance advice comes from.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Tokyo has almost zero public trash cans.
Not in the subway stations.
Not on the sidewalks.
Not in the parks.
Yet you can walk five miles through a city of 14 million people
and not find a single discarded coffee cup.
In New York, Paris, or London, removing trash cans produces a landfill within four hours.
In 1995, Tokyo removed its public bins after a domestic terror attack.
The city never put them back.
Why didn’t the streets drown in filth?
Because in this country, a child is taught from age three:
"Your trash belongs to you. Take it home in your pocket."
They didn’t solve cleanliness by hiring an army of sweepers.
They solved it by raising 120 million people who refuse to make their mess someone else's burden.
