@yeahpathy

Made of bees. Writer. Teacher. He/Him Pre-order my next book, Lesser American Boys, right here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ljlxNNYPrX

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Joined February 2011
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Cover reveal! I wrote this book, and it's good, and I'm so excited to share it with you! Pre-orders open today, so grab a rack of tallboys, turn on the bounce house, and let's get this party started:
Mason Jar Press@masonjarpress12 Apr 2022
Lesser American Boys, a collection of short stories by @yeahpathy, is due out this October—but you can preorder your copy at a discounted price starting right now masonjarpress.com/chapbooks-… Also, this is its cover!
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In case you wondered what I've been doing, it's this
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My friend and colleague Jenni wrote this story at @FracturedLit, and it was so good that I was obligated to come out of my internet hermit hole to tell you about it: fracturedlit.com/pairs/
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Anyway I'm still alive I'm just writing a book and learning to draw better and getting into birds and ice skating and reading all of Murakami (bc I love a project). Disengaging from the internet has been a gift
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The day I got a story accepted to @GburgReview, Aleksandar Hemon was visiting my campus. As a result, we had a great conversation about lit mags; I felt like I belonged after a long time of looking in on the lit world from outside. Changed the arc of my life. An enormous loss
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Thank you Mark. Thank you Peter. Thank you student editors. Thank you readers of slush.
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I have been thinking a lot about what it means to make art, especially since it seems like humanity is sort of wrapping up as a going concern, and I think for now I'm more interested in cherishing what's here than commenting on it or making more. This is probably my last tweet!
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Some of yall take being a person on this earth too seriously
Zach VZ@yeahpathy28 Jun 2023
How many pieces of clothing with anthropomorphic hot dogs on them is too many?
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How many pieces of clothing with anthropomorphic hot dogs on them is too many?
29%1
29%more than 2
43%TRICK QUESTION
7 votes • Final results
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This is now a Step Up 2: The Streets fan account
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Bye Cormac. Thanks for helping me love books again
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Here's my tweet for June
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When Cormac decided to own James Franco:
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My new thing is I'm only tweeting once a month. This is May. June's will be better
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My ear got too wet and now I'm in tremendous pain. Having a body is a mistake!!!
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(Repairing wrecked boat village boy approaches with picture from my pack) Bahu bah? {Monster} Me: No bahu bah. Marmaduke…Buha bet {Friend} Boy: Mar-ma-duke…Your? Me: Not mine. Everybodys. {confused look} he is…like Wind. Everyones Boy {grinning} Marmaduke is like Wind
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if i were rich, i'd hire someone to take the extra blanket off of me two hours after i go to bed
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Me: "Why is [our local arthouse] showing The Quiet Girl for 5 weeks in a row when it showed Women Talking for 8 days?" Jaclyn: "Because people love quiet girls and hate women talking. You've answered your own question." Reader, she got me
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One of my favorite genres of movie is "dumb guy's idea of a smart idea": Edge of Tomorrow, Shadow in the Cloud, and now, delightfully, 65
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Birdo is just the yassification of Yoshi
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My kindle updates pretty much every time I touch it. Why are they still fiddling with "show a book on a screen"
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