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@taurussrightsOct 14

bitches will eat dick but not pork

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likor store time

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@InsiderWire12h

#BREAKING: A father shot and killed the Silver Rail Elementary school shooter —police scanner.

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i’m not real …. if u have ever met me that wasn’t me

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☆@LyricalDoctor6Oct 14

How it feels going back to work after lunch break

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@galactayomsOct 14

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i need my lashes done

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grace | phoebe nyc n1 & n3!!!@toodrainingOct 14

you actually will never grow out of the music you loved at 16

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crack lover@Lyla4828Oct 14

How it feels making all ur coworkers laugh

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audrey@phlegmmeOct 15

Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active

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ariiii ༘⋆🌷🫧💭₊˚ෆ@arietherealOct 12

i’m having a baby in 2027 ion need nobody acting shocked or playin hurt

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maybe never 🫣

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𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤

@simplytee23Oct 15

"You handled the stress so well" Meanwhile me:

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Kiy@MAAAKIYAAHOct 14

Apple will take your nigga if u ain’t paying attention

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@aKellyBrandOct 14

saw stud buy a Plan B in CVS two hours ago and my mind been racing ever since

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iva 𓂀@angelicdeedOct 14

email sign offs: still perfect and gorgeous, temporarily yours, Godspeed to us both, in theory, blessed, no need to reply, please hesitate to respond, beautiful regards, warm regards from the mortal plane, kiss kiss,

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“sour patch kids wings”

@FearedBuckOct 13

Wingstop announces new Sour Patch Kids wings featuring a sweet and sour glaze topped with actual Sour Patch Kids candy, launching October 27.

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nicole ✰@coochiesmilingOct 14

me when i think it's finally my turn to be loved properly

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🐛✨🦋@BentNevaBrokenOct 14

Hip thrust feel like they start growing ass INSTANTLY! 😭

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j@0NEMORETlMEOct 15

i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be why for halloween

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