recovering emdash addict

San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2019
I did another thing! 🎉 My first talk (EVER!!) about #Kubernetes CronJobs in Production @lyft was accepted for #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon North America 2020! Excited for this experience and looking forward to seeing y'all there! sched.co/ekDF
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welcome to the season of unsubscribing from brand emails you had no idea had your email until their once annual happy holidays email lands in your inbox to all those that celebrate
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nothing more anxiety inducing than an auto-flushing toilet that is a little trigger happy
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mailing a letter is weird like you’re telling me i put this sticker on a piece of paper drop it off in this blue metal box someone bolted into a sidewalk like i’m some clandestine cia agent and walk away and suddenly a few days later it arrives thousands of miles away like what
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will give anyone $1 if they can walk into a whole foods and find a jar of tahini in under 5 minutes
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limited to first five participants
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the 'lactose intolerance' tax is too damn high
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should be at the beach
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raisins are severely underrated
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marred by decades of slander from Big Cookie TM
air fry all the things
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the feeling of content-ness with your living space and not having/wanting to move is such an underrated feeling. like anxiety about “what am i gonna do with this when i move” or settling for less because “it’s only for a year” just completely goes away
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companies continuing to send me paper mail after i’ve opt-ed out is the reason i have trust issues
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Big Covid TestingTM is making a killing off tight-timeline testing requirements for travel. straight robbery lol
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like $20 for someone to watch me swab my own nose over zoom with a test i already paid for myself... how do i get this job lol
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as everyone is announcing their new jobs and titles, i am proud to announce to the world that i am no longer on my parents’ family phone plan
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coming to terms with the fact that my favorite store at the local mall is crate and barrel
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App Store app release notes only saying “bug fixes and performance improvements” should be illegal
just want to curl up on the couch with a comfy blanket with a warm cup of coffee, light a candle, and watch the rainstorm but instead i have to “gather requirements from key stakeholders” and “size impact” smh
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kinda f’ed up the way the word “recharge” has been normalized to refer to time spent not working at a job. only thing that should need recharging is your wallet to sustain the type of life you want to live lol
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this has been a good weekend for Michigan football team*s* ☺️
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