Government dey take loans.
Students dey take loans.
Everybody dey take loans.
When this fake life go end? 😔
Thought they said it's all a green background edit???
Adult film star Bethany Benz says her co-star broke his penis while she was on top, then blamed her for the 3 months he couldn't work:
"I was on top, but the thing is he was the one who kind of tried to do a little too much."
"He missed the spot and that's how the whole thing happened."
"He had to be rushed to the hospital."
"He couldn't get paid or work because of me for three months."
"You 40 years old something, dude, still slinging dick for a living and it's not attractive."
"It was like a murder scene."
The biggest flex for us Messi fans is that none of his coaches ever trash talked him. Just goat 🐐 shouts 🙌💯.
🚨Erik ten Hag on Ronaldo:
"He hasn't delivered for 7 or 8 years already. It was OVER starting from Juventus."❌🙅♂️
And that is actually the great gift of Real Madrid. They always know when to say goodbye to players at the right moment.
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Yaks™ retweeted
Pure Messi physics. Low center of gravity, ball glued to his left foot, explosive changes of direction and body feints that freeze entire defensive lines. In that 2012 Camp Nou clash vs Benfica he literally pulled all 10 outfield players toward him at once… and still found the gap. Not magic. Just the greatest dribbler the game has ever seen.
