Seriously, fuck @StateFarm.
Sit on the side of the road at midnight for an hour just to be told "We can't find a tow company to come get you. You'll have to call on your own and pay out of pocket."
24/7 roadside assistance my ass! Why the fuck am I paying for insurance then?!
Bravo @49ers for not trading up to get Makai when we desperately need WRs like him. 🤬
LA ➡️ Philly 🦅
@getabagkai has been selected 20th overall by the @Eagles ‼️
#NFLDraft – April 23-25 on NFL Network/ESPN/ABC
"Lots of bums in seats and lots of money in my fuckin' pocket!" - @LewisCapaldi 🤣🤣
Guess I better start saving up for @youlooklikeamom's Christmas present this year.






















