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julie πŸš’ hose maintenance

@xylodemon

julie. she/they. gen x. deancas and buddie truther. hollanov. venomfucker. brown ajah. fan account. xylodemon @ ao3. 18+

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Joined December 2007
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⭐️ Hammer Price ⭐️ - #Buddie fic - 7.1K - humor - codependent weirdos - Buck does the bachelor auction - Eddie goes mildy insane πŸ”— archiveofourown.org/works/79…
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"she would have loved you, like i love you"
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Shane really enters another dimension when Ilya kisses his neck
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it's all the same Sysco "beef" anyway
Ahead of the sexuals (@_shanaalexis) profile pictureAhead of the sexuals@_shanaalexisNov 7
Ghost kitchens should be illegal. I look up this cheesesteak place and it’s actually IHOP
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(they def should be illegal)
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i just remembered this is canonically the hottest thing Shane's ever seen and started screaming
shai β‹†Λšκ©œ.ᐟ (@bmoplanet) profile pictureshai β‹†Λšκ©œ.ᐟ@bmoplanetNov 3
shane was under ilya spells
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wildest birthday present i ever got
amy (@deanwnchr) profile pictureamy@deanwnchrNov 5
happy november 5th to all who suffer
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hearing about where my fics were, are, could be
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Reginald
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kiesha (@kiesha9i) profile picturekiesha
@kiesha9iNov 3
Show me your cats with human names. I want to see Paul, Vanessa, Dan, Richard, etc. Your cats named Mochi, Garbage, and Cheeto are wonderful too but this isn’t their moment.
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i'm not all that fussed about my fics being on gdrives but this had me close to developing cloven hooves and a prehensile jaw
julie πŸš’ hose maintenance (@xylodemon) profile picturejulie πŸš’ hose maintenance@xylodemonNov 2
ao3 [dot] life update: it looks like evil has been defeated
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ao3 [dot] life update: it looks like evil has been defeated
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made it to the sex condo hookup and Ilya remains the funniest person in the GC universe
julie πŸš’ hose maintenance (@xylodemon) profile picturejulie πŸš’ hose maintenance@xylodemonOct 31
reawatching HR bc what else am i going to do and i'm here to report that Ilya whacking it in the shower is the hottest anyone has ever looked in the whole of human existence
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"Mr. Landlord" Ilya your fucking CLOWN
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reawatching HR bc what else am i going to do and i'm here to report that Ilya whacking it in the shower is the hottest anyone has ever looked in the whole of human existence
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naturally, Shane putting on his hookup suit is the most cuteiful anyone has ever looked
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this is about to be the most reluctantly productive 2-4 weeks of my whole academic career
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PEOPLE MAGAZINE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
People (@people) profile picturePeople
@peopleOct 30
Major Fanfiction Website Unexpectedly Goes Dark After β€˜Security Incident’ as Some Users Prepare for the β€˜Apocalypse’ people.com/ao3-fanfiction-we…
Major Fanfiction Website Unexpectedly Goes Dark After β€˜Security Incident’ as Some Users Prepare for...

Major Fanfiction Website Unexpectedly Goes Dark After β€˜Security Incident’ as Some Users Prepare for...

AO3 going down has left a large corner of the internet and of Hollywood fandom facing unexpected issues after a β€œsecurity incident” with the site, organizers said in a status update on Friday

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my old ass watching this gdrive discourse reinvent LiveJournal wank about printing fics out on paper like it's the first 6 months of 1863
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why are you in family business!
New York Magazine (@NYMag) profile pictureNew York Magazine
@NYMagOct 30
Archive of Our Own, more commonly known as AO3, announced it was going down for maintenance for β€œaround 2 weeks” but possibly β€˜up to 4 weeks,’ leaving thousands of fan-fiction readers publicly grieving. thecut.com/article/archive-o…
AO3 Might Be Down for One Agonizing Month

AO3 Might Be Down for One Agonizing Month

Keep your smut-loving friends in your thoughts.

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AO3 down when i'm in bed with the flu is diabolical timing
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me, not driving: i love LA it's the greatest place on earth i wouldn't live anywhere else this is my home me, driving: i hope a meteor turns this freeway into a smoking crater so deep the earth's core is visible from space
emily (@north0fnorth) profile pictureemily@north0fnorthOct 17
do angelenos really live like this? i’m not really close with anyone who lives in california but i cannot imagine how this city even functions with everyone driving so far and so slowly all the time
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celebrate them
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
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Today is Global Cat Day.
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what if i booked a one-way ticket to the MOON
Saddie (@24Shaneberry) profile pictureSaddie@24ShaneberryOct 14
β€œI told Hudson not to stop texting throughout the whole scene. It's a reminder that Ilya is the person he wants to share this moment with.” ☹️
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