Alan Hawkins. Tweets provided "as is", without warranty.

Melbourne, Australia, Earth
Joined September 2009
if scotland left the UK would the union jack still be used and if so would other countries with the union jack change their flags too?
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hey @boringcompany can you build a tunnel from melbourne to sydney?
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🤷+ 2 = 👍
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nice - 2 = cringe
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2^6+3 = cringe 2^6+5 = nice
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convert 64240 into hexadecimal and find out
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picky eater or digestionmaxxing?
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if people from new zealand were referred to like the people of england they would be new zealish
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when should you not accept a job in textiles? … when it’s a stitch up!
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so we’ve come full circle
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xy30 retweeted
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It's ridiculous how much this tickled me🤣😂
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Just remember that
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el ajedrez si fuera chileno 🇨🇱
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interesting how Switzerland gets the tld for .ch and not china
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