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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
To all the conservatives who said that Carney wasn’t serious when he signed the MoU, think twice next time before you spew your venom
Mark Carney: "Today, 90% of Alberta's oil goes to the U.S. Pacific Link will materially reduce that dependence by allowing us to export an additional 1 million barrels a day to growing markets in Asia."
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
The Republican Member of Parliament for Oklahoma (R-OK) @MichelleRempel has opinions about immigration
"The CPC will vigorously oppose any efforts by PM Carney... to increase immigration." @MichelleRempel vows to fight federal plans to expand migration levels, following @MarkJCarney's comments to the NYT signalling an upcoming increase to immigration.
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Is this piece of scum being protected by Ford and his lackeys?
An OPP officer faces child sexual abuse material charges and the public wasn’t told for more than TWO WEEKS after his arrest. Why the delay? Who decided the public could wait?
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Americans seen to be barbaric enough so how about tie her to the end of a cannon and fire away. Like they do in North Korea. (Trumps friends} ffs bit.ly/4hxzdrz
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
In September alone, russia killed 10 children in Ukraine.
In September alone, russia killed 10 children in Ukraine. For some, these tragedies have become just another part of the daily news. But we must never get used to it. We cannot stay silent. Our children are dying. The next victim could be a child in any city, in any home. Remember their names. They are not “statistics” — they are entire worlds cut short: 🌹 Sviatoslav Hapon, 11. Killed on September 5 in his own home in Chuhuiv. 🌹 Tymofii, 2. Killed alongside his mother, Natalia, in a strike on Kyiv region on September 19. 🌹 Artem, 3. Killed by a russian drone attack in Mykolaiv region on September 21. 🌹 Emilia Ivanenko, 3. Laid to rest in Zhytomyr region on September 22. 🌹 Danya, 14. Killed instantly when a drone struck his apartment in Kyiv on September 25. 🌹 Oleksandr Tsiatska, 13. Died in hospital on September 27 from severe injuries sustained in an attack in Kharkiv region. His mother was killed that day as well. 🌹 Kateryna Budko, 16. An 11th-grade student, killed by a russian guided bomb in Sumy on September 27. 🌹 Ruslan Bereshchuk, 15. Killed in a strike on Synelnykove on September 28. 🌹 Oleksandr Hubenko, 17. Killed alongside Ruslan on September 28. 🌹 Illia, 14. Killed under the rubble of a building in Vyshhorod on September 30. Ten worlds that russia wiped out. World, these are your “peace initiatives.” Our children are not the price of compromises with an aggressor. Do not forgive. Do not forget. Say their names out loud, so the whole world hears them.
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Just a reminder...
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Trump minion say Canada “will pay even more dearly” if we interfere in US midterm elections. I’m pretty sure no Canadians are interfering in American elections. But the same cannot be said about US interference in the Alberta referendum. cbc.ca/news/politics/peter-n…
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A neighbourhood cat Kirby, AKA Nugget, that likes to chill on my porch chair after eating some cat food I set out...
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
You’re not Canadian media. So there‘s that. Your bosses are in new York abd Washington.
Terry Newman: Has anyone told Carney he can do interviews with Canadian media? nationalpost.com/opinion/ter…
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Canadians buying American cars hits a new low. Market share dropping below 30% The U.S. president is destroying his country’s biggest non-domestic auto market. The Art of the Deal 🤡
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Replying to @JigglyPants44
Already did
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The cruelty is the point. Absolutely horrendous cnn.it/4hviTaV
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Replying to @JigglyPants44
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Mr Rich Guy speaks about affordability. The hypocrites living off the taxpayers.
Replying to @PierrePoilievre
@PierrePoilievre talks about affordability, while living in a government funded mansion with 3 servants paid by taxpayers. #StornowaySquatters @CPC_HQ
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Well remember the guy in the states that says they need nothing from #Canada? Well that man is now saying they need LNG (oil) from Canada but we have quite the long list of people asking. #Trump #CanadianOil
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Canadian eh 🇨🇦 retweeted
Gaza has been reduced to rubble by the Israeli's. You would have to have some kind of demonic hatred for humanity to do this. #Palestine
The updated @Google satellite images of #Gaza are quite incredible, for all to see...
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Hey PP, so, who fu@k do you think is paying your salary, air travel, hospitality expenses, the 19-room Stornoway mansion you live in, your home Chef, chauffeur, food & booze? Waitresses and welders, that's who! Poilievre, I think it be best if you sit this one out, grifter! 🙄
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