@xpinkspacex

he/him | maryland hater

 DMV to Boston
Joined July 2017
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Boss up or get boss’d on
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Kalergi 🇺🇳@Kalergi__15h
What could he possibly add to this situation
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I’ve been listening to cum town
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Pubity
@pubity21h
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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I’m willing to bet that that was the hottest the Middle East upstairs ever got
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hyun@hycceiOct 23
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Unjust Ken@YoungerPopeOct 23
Have been saying “SATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE…i havent the humility.” A LOT the last couple days
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
MagellanQuest 🇪🇺/acc
@MagellanQuestOct 22
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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Is this deadass what everyone been hyping lmao
macc@AHHMACCOct 21
i know she wanted to say nigga in this verse so bad
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Jake
@JakeWallyOct 23
Tyler Milliken
@tylermilliken_Oct 23
If you were hoping Jarren Duran was going to be non-tendered, @Sean_McAdam continues to completely shut it down: “It’s widely expected that the Red Sox will look to deal him this winter, but he’ll no doubt be tendered.”
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Robert Crumb by Eric Kroll, 1995
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Someone at work gave me a cookie 
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uɹɐɔ@HeStillSmokinOct 22
Ecco2k i lied its okay that i’m in my twenties now, I AM still interested in bisexual music i DO have time😭😭❤️❤️
Drain Gang Brasil@DrainGangBrOct 22
Ecco2k – Aldehydes and Ketones (Prod. Gud)
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RGT@CyGasserOct 22
The ghosts in the pfister getting ready to give the performance of a lifetime:
A.J. Bayatpour@AJBayatpourOct 22
The Rays have arrived at the Pfister
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If you like all those artists you might be experiencing brain death
Pitchfork
@pitchforkOct 21
Snow Strippers, Frost Children, MGNA Crrrta, Fcukers, Slayyyter, Ninajirachi, Six Sex, Tiffany Day; if you like these artists, you might be into hyperclash pitchfork.com/story/hypercla…

Hyperclash: The Seamy New Sound of Underground Dance Pop

A new wave of dance acts is reverse-engineering the iconic sound of the ’00s underground dancefloor and making hedonism more complicated than ever.

pitchfork.com
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Everyone Is So Beautiful ❤️
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Daily Raps@DaiIyRapsOct 22
do you know what chief keef accomplished at 16
My Mixtapez
@mymixtapezOct 21
Chief Keef’s baby mama reveals their son is keeping a perfect 4.0 GPA despite having Sosa as his father 👏🏾💯
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People really think this indie rock shit a game be ready to die behind it
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Case in point by English professor
ash 🇦🇲@xpinkspacexOct 20
Post season baseball is beautiful because people start to reveal their allegiances. Anybody could be a Cleveland Guardians fan.
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he's so fucking good
Robin 🐛@Undue_RiskOct 19
there's a part in The Devils where Oliver Reed says "I could never be Satan's boy" and I can't stop thinking about it
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The problem with a lot of millennial/Xers who are all gung ho about some younger artists is that they can’t Smell the Bullshit. These aren’t plucky twenty somethings who got signed to matador through determination, these are hyper aware thermonuclear algorithm weapons
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