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New York, NY
Joined July 2009
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House sitting, dog sitting for the week. My sister and family just left, and the dog just got super sad. Gonna make a hashtag for this if you want to follow along. #puppysittingchase
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Replying to @MTA
@MTA @NYCTBus there’s like 3 buses by shore road. Can you tell one of them to start the route? A 40 minute wait for the B63…
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Replying to @NYCTBus
@NYCTBus @MTA 40 minute wait for the B63?! I know it’s Sunday but that’s a bit extreme…
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I don’t post much on here anymore - but y’all I made 9 years!! @timehop @MTVsChallenges
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Hey @MTA @NYCTSubway Car 9199 (R to Bay Ridge) has food stuff smeared on seat. Almost to 95 st terminal.
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Replying to @NYCTSubway
@NYCTSubway @MTA dead rat - on stairs @ DeKalb Ave - West side Willoughby street steps. Towards the top.
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Replying to @Target
@Target can we bring this style of penguins back next year? I miss them.
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Replying to @tacobell
@tacobell please what is going on with @DoorDash - I can’t get a regular Pepsi, only diet. Please fix it.
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Hey @tacobell @DoorDash why is a regular Pepsi not an option on the DoorDash app
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Hey @CHIPFAT_ could you put in a good word for the @Sidemen to play @AmongUsGame on The Airship w. Ultimate Chaos / All Roles? Large lobbies need a large map. πŸ’™πŸ’™
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We know @CHIPFAT_ edits the masterclass of @Sidemen Among Us buuuut I’d love to see him in a Sidemen Among Us vid. 😈
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Another @CHIPFAT_ among us masterclass. Well done sir. Excellent editing.
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Hey @CHIPFAT_ was it you that animated Josh, Simon, and Tobi in the latest sidemen Sunday? Who did? It was jokes. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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This has been my pinned tweet for so long. I used to provide a yearly #puppysittingchase update. Well, big update is he’s now my dog. And I couldn’t be happier. πŸ₯° 🐢
House sitting, dog sitting for the week. My sister and family just left, and the dog just got super sad. Gonna make a hashtag for this if you want to follow along. #puppysittingchase
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Replying to @CHIPFAT_
@CHIPFAT_ perhaps a word to the lads for Among Us? Ultimate Chaos mode (all roles) on Airship + anon voting. And also Lazar, Lachlan, Deji, Viz, Randy, Cal Freezy, Callux, Chip, + the lads. Pls πŸ™
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Why has the 6:30am B63 bus not left bay ridge yet - it’s too hot for this 😩
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