xpenguin 🧑🏻‍🚀🪐💫

House sitting, dog sitting for the week. My sister and family just left, and the dog just got super sad. Gonna make a hashtag for this if you want to follow along. #puppysittingchase

I don’t post much on here anymore - but y’all I made 9 years!! @timehop @MTVsChallenges

Hey @MTA @NYCTSubway Car 9199 (R to Bay Ridge) has food stuff smeared on seat. Almost to 95 st terminal.

Who do we have to ask to have @TPAIN do the @SuperBowl halftime show

Hey @tacobell @DoorDash why is a regular Pepsi not an option on the DoorDash app

Hey @timehop @abe could we get an option to integrate our threads & Bluesky accounts into the app? ☺️

Big ups @Calfreezy for finishing the @nycmarathon!!

Hey @CHIPFAT_ could you put in a good word for the @Sidemen to play @AmongUsGame on The Airship w. Ultimate Chaos / All Roles? Large lobbies need a large map. 💙💙

We know @CHIPFAT_ edits the masterclass of @Sidemen Among Us buuuut I’d love to see him in a Sidemen Among Us vid. 😈

Another @CHIPFAT_ among us masterclass. Well done sir. Excellent editing.

Hey @CHIPFAT_ was it you that animated Josh, Simon, and Tobi in the latest sidemen Sunday? Who did? It was jokes. 😂😂

This has been my pinned tweet for so long. I used to provide a yearly #puppysittingchase update. Well, big update is he’s now my dog. And I couldn’t be happier. 🥰 🐶

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Why has the 6:30am B63 bus not left bay ridge yet - it’s too hot for this 😩

Stop these are cute

Hey @markie_devo any news on Halloween buckets for McDonalds?

All I want is for @SWEETSandSNACKS to be open to the public. I LOVE SNACKS and I’m a snack enthusiast!

Missed opportunity for @Pixar with not making a core memories popcorn bucket for Inside Out. Could have been a sphere which changes colors, just has a flat bottom.

Ayeeeeee I reached 8 years on @timehop let’s gooooooo