@xoopsfail

Star Wars Nerd. Gamer Nerd. Thunder Nerd. Grill Master of Food Nerd. 49er Nerd.

Oklahoma, USA
Joined January 2016
My constant nightmare as a child was The Count from Sesame Street. Thanks to Grok, here is pretty damn close to what he looked like in my dreams. Goosebumps on my arm looking at this, lol.
1
6
38
Please go pick her up.
63
235
26
3,718
468,634
This scene from Rush Hour 3 belongs in the hall of fame
What's a gag in movies that never fails to get a chuckle from you?
29
1,158
34
4,060
209,140
Larry doesn't discriminate. He serves everyone 😂
149
2,897
137
16,315
675,116
xoopsfail retweeted
Who said I need @CaptainFlowers to play horror games? I just need a battle playlist 🎤
13
9
183
14,790
53 years ago this month, Sesame Street debuted the iconic "I Can Remember. " You ready? "A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.” "A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.”
387
7,220
314
59,818
1,387,011
i don't know what to do with my hands
1
5
100
Hey wtf I didn't tweet this!!!!!
1
3
73
Lost my bro earlier today. Life likes to kick you when you least expect it. Love will prevail.
3
91
This makes me laugh every time I see it. Every single time. I am 34 years old.
759
28,329
1,944
227,333
Was recently asked. "Is Pineapple is a legit topping for Pizza?" As a pizza-eating, native New Yorker, I replied, "Is Pepperoni a legit topping for a Pina Colada?" And the conversation ended there.
2,977
3,670
1,249
41,561
Please don’t redd.it/uavfwx
26
128
14
2,214
R.I.P. Taylor Hawkins
27
743
60
9,108
xoopsfail retweeted
11,092
75,333
3,297
329,225