
Designer, developer, product owner, UX, 2-time Adobe MAX winner. Designs digital stuff, but also enjoys designing playing cards. @xmetal@mastodon.world
Florida
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Hey @GooglePlay Over 40 days ago I submitted a help request, trying to get an app transferred. I'm pretty sure your support is an AI, as the only info I get is "be patient, sorry." You are holding onto my money, I can't get any info, you are impacting my business. WTH?
I’m not going to remove my account, but I am hugely disappointed in how Twitter is operating and I’m going to take a break. @xmetal@mastodon.world for now.
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Replying to @elonmusk
I’ve lost so much respect for you. I like driving my Tesla, but I’m ashamed to own it. I know I’m not alone. Grow up dude
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if everytime you interact with someone in the service industry (restaraunts, stores, hotels etc) you FIRST make eye contact and say hi or how are you? and then order your coffee or whatever. acknowledge we are all people. if you do this evertyhing is a little better.
Well, followed the crowd and made a Mastodon account, just in case
@[email protected]
#massexodus #RIPTwitter
So you aren’t going to do anything at all for the American people, just look for (or invent) negativity to drag everyone down? Perfect, just what all of us need. You are an abject failure as a man and an American.
Must be like a dream to provide an utterly shit product, horrible user experience and no service to your customers and still be fully secure in your job and lay on beds of money everyday. Goodness sakes.
So #Ticketmaster is still a disaster in trying to get in-demand tickets. Used a presale code but couldn’t ever verify the tickets & only got errors about needing to login (I was) or generic “sorry” errors. Tried again, dumped to the back of the queue, inventory gone. So lame.
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Breaking: Twice-impeached, disgraced former President Donald Trump, who led a terrorist attack against the U.S. Capitol to try to overthrow our government, has announced he is running for president from the crime scene in which he stole and hid our nation's top secret documents.
🤣 oh mercy ya got me with that one
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
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Today the French government passed legislation requiring any parking lot with more than 80 spaces to have a roof covered in solar panels. This is expected to generate around 12 Gigawatts which is equivalent to France building 10 new nuclear power stations.
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This is the best thing of 2022 in motor racing !
We all did this on video games with damage disable. Never thought this could become reality 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
UNBELIEVABLE!
@RossChastain floors it along the wall to go from 10th to 5th and advance to the CHAMPIONSHIP! #NASCARPlayoffs

















