luke (@xluuke) header
luke (@xluuke) profile picture

ride dick bicycle

Joined May 2013
Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)Photo by luke (@xluuke)
They learn at a young age how to argue without logic
80
9,678
2,149
12,755
RT to cast your @Nickelodeon #KCAs vote for #LittleMix as #KCAFavGlobalMusicStar☑️🏆 LM HQ x
93
3,378
15
3,916
Welcome to Parklife 2017 RT to win 4x VIP guestlist… Pre-sale tickets: 9am Wednesday General sale: 9am Thursday parklife.uk.com
457
29,842
1,534
11,903
luke retweeted
Registrations now open for a limited time!
38
27
23
51
luke retweeted
Pan Pan, the oldest male panda in the world, has died at the age of 31 - he fathered a quarter of all captive pandas cnn.it/2hBzSgq
59
1,683
696
2,215
Don't even THINK about sneaking up on Rowlet! #TeamRowlet
211
29,553
918
44,316
Serebii Picture: Pokémon Refresh artwork serebii.net/index2.shtml
24
1,003
67
1,511
Replying to @CapitalLondon
still don't know who it is???? Looks like one of me Mum's mates
1
1
4
The last time I saw a raw chicken story that dramatic Shilpa Shetty and Jade Goody were at each other's throats #XFactor
Here i am thinkin bout when I'll find a luv like jack & rose & then I ran my tongue over my chipped front tooth, brought me back 2 reality
1,552
11,723
933
29,084
Ok guys I'm doing my first Follow Spree on Twitter. RT for a follow! 😘 – at Barcelona, Spain
117
348
1
262
Replying to @xluuke
@xluuke hi mom
1
13
Tons of bidet's in Milan. Cleanest bums in the world.
684
7,019
21
17,380
As I grow older I'm starting to notice a natural ability to dance... Mostly salsa style
1,171
8,917
22
27,195
just heard @ArianaGrande new single #DangerousWoman. It's badass...it made me want to slither
398
6,349
14,261
honestly anybody who considers themselves a "proud gay man" would give their oscar to lady gaga
40
1,678
3,691
I've worked with Dr Luke yes but you have the wrong person x xitter.cf/contentedruth/status/7…
This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
5
78
1
70
Its weird how nice mini eggs are man like how can one thing be so nice.
509
3,613
9
7,199